Jesse (1998–2000)

David DeLuise: Darren Warner

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Quotes 

• [Silent John is drawing a picture to show Little John what sex is] 

  Darren : Is that an arm?

  [Silent John shakes his head] 

  Darren : A leg?

  [Shakes his head again and shows Darren the picture] 

  Darren : You can't show him that!

• Little John : Mom and Diego are doing sex aren't they?

  Darren : Do you know what sex is?

  Little John : My friend told me that it's when the woman crawls up into the man's butt and falls asleep

  Darren : Yep, yep that's exactly what it is.

  [Silent John taps him and shakes his head] 

  Little John : It's not? Then what is it?

  [Silent John points to Darren to explain it] 

  Darren : Oh, come on!