10 Things I Hate About You (1999)

Allison Janney: Ms. Perky

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• Ms. Perky : So, I hear you were terrorizing Mr. Morgan's class... again.

  Kat Stratford : Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action.

  Ms. Perky : The way you expressed your opinion to Bobby Ridgeway? By the way, his testicle retrieval operation went quite well, in case you're interested.

  Kat Stratford : I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls.

• Ms. Perky : Patrick Verona. I see we're making our visits a weekly ritual.

  Patrick : Only so we can have these moments together. Should I, uh, hit the lights?

  Ms. Perky : Oh, very clever, kangaroo boy. Says here you exposed yourself in the cafeteria?

  Patrick : I was joking with the lunch lady. It was a bratwurst.

  Ms. Perky : Bratwurst? Aren't we the optimist? Next time, keep it in your pouch, okay? Scoot!

• Ms. Perky : Nine schools in ten years. My, my. Army brat?

  Cameron : Yeah, my-my dad is, uh...

  Ms. Perky : That's enough. I'm sure you won't find Padua any different than your old schools. Same little asswipe shit-for-brains everywhere.

  Cameron : Excuse me? D-Did you just say... Am I in the right office?

  Ms. Perky : Not any more you're not. I've got deviants to see and a novel to finish. Now scoot. Scoot!

• Ms. Perky : People perceive you as somewhat...

  Kat Stratford : Tempestuous?

  Ms. Perky : "Heinous bitch" is the term used most often.

• Ms. Perky : [writing her novel]  Undulating with desire, Adrian removes her red...

  [breaks concentration, chooses another word] 

  Ms. Perky : crimson cape, at the site of Reginal's stiff and... Judith! What's another word for "engorged"?

  Judith : [disgusted]  I'll look it up.

  Ms. Perky : Okay.

  [thinking of word] 

  Ms. Perky : Swollen... Turgid...

  Kat Stratford : [enters]  Tumescent?

  Ms. Perky : Perfect!

• Kat Stratford : I'll let you get back to Reginald's quivering member.

  Ms. Perky : "Quivering member." I like that.