Monte Collins: Monte Collins

Quotes 

• Monte Collins : [after Blodgett climbs back into the kitchen through the open window]  What's the matter? Is the back door locked?

  Blodgett, the Butler : [turns to face Monte]  NO!

  [a startled Monte lets go of the stack of dishes he is holding, causing them all to crash to the floor] 

  Monte Collins : Now, look what you've done.

  Blodgett, the Butler : You just wait and see what I'm GOING to do!

• Blodgett, the Butler : Well, Collins, how's the dinner coming?

  Monte Collins : Oh, I wish you wouldn't bother me about a dinner.

  [notices the turkey on the counter] 

  Monte Collins : Oh, you mean this dinner.

  Blodgett, the Butler : Will you get busy and cook that turkey?

  Monte Collins : [confused]  How?

  Blodgett, the Butler : Roast it. Roast it!