Teaching Mrs. Tingle (1999)

Barry Watson: Luke Churner

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Quotes 

• Mrs. Tingle : Mr. Churner? Dare I even ask?

  [Luke rises from his desk, walks up to the front of the classroom and places a rock on Mrs. Tingle's desk] 

  Luke Churner : Plymouth Rock.

  Mrs. Tingle : Your work, Mr. Churner, is very reminiscent of a young man who sat in that same chair some 20 years ago. He, too, had the words "No future" printed on his forehead... Do give your father my best.

• Leigh Ann Watson : I'm gonna burn in hell for this.

  Luke Churner : It'll be a party!

• Luke Churner : This feels very strange.

• Luke Churner : Why is it we never dated?

  Jo Lynn Jordan : We did! Almost. Once. We were this close to hooking up at Mandy Kate's birthday party. Sophomore year, when I was still an A cup with braces. It was kind of a disaster.

• Luke Churner : Tempting, isn't it? Sort of brings up all those moral questions.

  Leigh Ann Watson : Slither away.

• Luke Churner : [sees and Leigh Ann and Jo Lynn embracing]  Can we make this a three way? What do you say? Now, what are you two lovely ladies doing on this hard, wooden floor?

• Luke Churner : You're not calling the shots anymore, Tingle. It's time for Tingle to learn a lesson.

• Luke Churner : You know, she looks kinda like that movie, you know, where the demon chick upchucks all over everybody.

• Jo Lynn Jordan : Oh, it is wicked.

  Leigh Ann Watson : And wrong and immoral, and...

  Luke Churner : So is she.

• Luke Churner : What do you think?

  Jo Lynn Jordan : Black mail?

  Luke Churner : Dirty pictures. I'll get into bed with Tingle, and we'll use them to threaten her.

  Jo Lynn Jordan : Oh, how scandalous. I love it!

• Mrs. Tingle : Your concern begins and ends with Leigh Ann. Don't worry, Luke. She's attracted to you. I can tell.

  Luke Churner : No, Leigh Ann's pretty repulsed by me.

  Mrs. Tingle : Oh, come on, Luke. You've gotten one or two cheerleaders drunk in your time. You know a thing or two about women. Cleopatra rebuked Anthony simply because she desired him.

• Jo Lynn Jordan : It'll work! Just this once, Leigh, for your future. All of ours.

  Luke Churner : I don't even have a future, but I know I don't want to go to jail.

• Luke Churner : She was hiding out in the bathroom. I kept her company and we kind of had our own little party, you know?

  Mrs. Tingle : Sounds incredibly Zhivago.

• Luke Churner : Oh, God. I've wanted this. I've dreamt about this, exactly this.

  Leigh Ann Watson : Yeah? Don't ruin it.