BASEketball (1998)
Yasmine Bleeth: Jenna Reed
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Quotes
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Robert Stack : The police have pieced together numerous theories on Coop's whereabouts.
Douglas "Swish" Reemer : I have no fucking clue where the hell he is. For all I care he could be hanging by his neck in his fucking closet!
Robert Stack : Scenario One: He's hanging by his neck in his fucking closet.
Jenna Reed : You want to know where Coop is? Just look for the most heinous, vile, and horrible exploitation of children on the planet.
Robert Stack : Scenario Two: Coop went to Disney World.
[Stack makes a look like even he can't believe how dumb that joke was]
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Jenna Reed : I've been the director of the Dream Come True foundations since October.
Joseph R. Cooper : The ones that grant wishes to sick a dying kids, right?
Jenna Reed : Oh, well we like to think of them as health challenged and survival impaired.
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Coop : Ya know sometimes I forget why I play the game. I do it because of Mr. October.
Jenna Reed : You mean the guy from the Chippendales Calendar?
Coop : No that was Dwayne Zachemore...
[Coop looks surprised]
Coop : I mean who ever it was...
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Jenna Reed : Joey, look who's here!
Joey Thomas : My biological father?
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Joey Thomas : I've always dreamed of big game hunting. How about killing an endangered species? Like a bald eagle or a giant panda!
Jenna Reed : Well Joey I don't think that's really in the true spirit of the foundation.
Joey Thomas : Well then how about poisoning a reservoir? I know! How about throwing flesh-eating fish into a public swimming pool?
Douglas "Swish" Reemer : I don't think you're quite getting the point, dude.
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Douglas "Swish" Reemer : Hey kid, think fast!
[He throws the ball, knocking the kid out cold]
Douglas "Swish" Reemer : He's a little slow on the hands.
Jenna Reed : He's blind, Doug.
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Joe Cooper : Goddamn it, Remer! I told you this was going to happen, didn't I?
Doug Remer : Hey, If you would have agreed to Cain's changes in the first place, it never have got this far!
Joe Cooper : Dude, because of you! Jenna's foundation is totally screwed!
Doug Remer : Me? I was the one trying to...
Jenna Reed : Oh, there you are!
Joe Cooper : Jenna!
Jenna Reed : [comes to Coop and Remer] I saw the pictures!
[slams the pictures down]
Jenna Reed : This is awful! It's gonna mean the end of the foundation, you know it's not endowed like... Well, like.
Joe Cooper : Jenna, I can explain.
Doug Remer : Yes. It was his fault.
Joe Cooper : [to Remer] Me? This is your mess, Remer! I should have kept the team to myself!
Doug Remer : Dude, I just don't know you anymore!
Jenna Reed : Enough! Look at yourselves. You're just typical man with humongous... egos! You're like every pro athlete, I should have kept the kids away from you. Now, their little lives are ruined and all you can do is argue about who's the bigger penis! I mean, child... Long wanger, Oh! Throbbing cock, Ohhh! God, I don't even know what I mean anymore!
Joe Cooper : Jenna, wait!
[she leaves them]
Doug Remer : You got to believe us, Jenna! It was all Coop's fault!
[she slams the door]
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Jenna Reed : Excuse me, driver? Can you go any faster?
Dale Earnhardt : [looks back] Can I go any faster?
[puts on his trademark black Goodwrench race helmet and accelerates the taxi]
Dale Earnhardt : HANG ON!
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Douglas "Swish" Reemer : Here's your decaf mocha Jenna, just like you take it, low fat milk, non-fat whipped cream, a little sprinkle of cinnamon.
Jenna Reed : Thank you Doug.
Douglas "Swish" Reemer : And I baked you fresh poppy-seed muffins too.
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Jenna Reed : What Joey really needs to know, is where are you going to be next year?
Joseph R. Cooper : Right here, and the next year, and the year after that, right up until Joey grows up... and gets a driver's license, and starts going out with girls... meets the right one, forgets about baseketball altogether.
[They kiss, then move apart]
Joseph R. Cooper : Goes home, does some pushups, fucks the sleeve of his favourite jacket...
Jenna Reed : What?
Joseph R. Cooper : Huh?
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Joseph R. Cooper : With that new liver he'll be peeing like a champ in no time!
Jenna Reed : That's kidneys, Coop.