Undercover (1994 TV Movie)

Burt Young: Mo Weinberg

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Quotes 

• Mo Weinberg : [Columbo knocks on his apartment door]  Just a minute! I'm in the bathroom!

  [Columbo takes out a notebook and pencil and writes] 

  Mo Weinberg : [hides behind the door with a gun]  Come in. It's open.

  [the piece of paper Columbo wrote on slips through the door. The piece of paper reads, "You're a horse's ass"] 

  Columbo : [kicks the door open and bursts in]  Drop the gun! Move over there!

  [closes the door] 

  Columbo : What were you gonna do? Hit me in the head and steal my piece of the photo?

  Mo Weinberg : No. I wasn't gonna hit you on the head.

  Columbo : No? Not in the head? Where? In the knee?

  Mo Weinberg : I wasn't gonna hit you anywhere.

  Columbo : What we're you gonna do, shoot me?

  Mo Weinberg : You kidding? No.

  Columbo : Not shoot me. That's how you greet people? Hide behind the door with a gun?

  Mo Weinberg : I thought you were someone else.

  Columbo : Mo, you had an accident to your head when you were a kid, or you were born retarded?

  Mo Weinberg : Why are you insulting me?

  Columbo : You're insulting me, with your lying!

  Mo Weinberg : Hey, loosen up, pal! What's your problem?

  Columbo : You want to make two million?

  Mo Weinberg : Yeah!

  Columbo : So do I! Here, your gun. Do we shake hands all over again?

  Mo Weinberg : I'd like to.

  [they shake hands] 

  Columbo : Let's see your piece of the picture.

  Mo Weinberg : Let's see yours.

  Columbo : Oh, the mutual faith and trust society.

  Mo Weinberg : Okay. We'll do it together.

  [they both take out their pieces of the picture] 

  Mo Weinberg : Is that Firth's piece?

  Columbo : Yeah. I got it from Firth.

  Mo Weinberg : Oh, we're gonna be good partners. Look at this. They fit. And now the names.

  Columbo : Eugene Edward Ehrbach.

  Mo Weinberg : Geraldine Ferguson.

  Columbo : Ehrbach's dead.

  Mo Weinberg : What? What the hell? What're you're...

  Columbo : He was killed Wednesday. The cops found him...

  Mo Weinberg : Dead?

  Columbo : Yep.

  Mo Weinberg : What is this, a double-cross or what?

  Columbo : You're gonna have to learn to calm down.

  Mo Weinberg : Calm down! I'm gonna bust you're head, that's what I'm gonna do!