Samurai Cop (1991)

Dale Cummings: Capt. Rohmer

Quotes 

• Police Captain : I feel like someone's stuck a big club up my ass. And it hurts. I gotta figure out a way to get it outta there.

• Counselor : Mr. Fujiyama is very upset.

  Police Captain : Yes, Counselor... and he has every right to be... but frankly, I don't give a damn!

  Counselor : But, Captain Roma, let me warn you...

  Police Captain : FUCK you AND your client! Now, you get your ass out of my office or you'll have to go to surgery to get my foot out of it! GET OUT OF HERE, YOU ASSHOLE! LEAVE ME ALONE! I've got more important things than a scheisse like you! Get outta here!

  Counselor : [leaving]  I'll see you in court.

  Police Captain : YOU MOTHERFUCKER, I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL! Leave me alone! Get a job!

• Police Captain : I should fire both of you. You never brought me one of those bastards in alive, so I could nail 'em with something! And because of you, I'm about to be fired. I'm gonna lose my pension; that means my future's gone.

  [pause] 

  Police Captain : But you know something? I don't give a fuck! There's only one thing in this world I want. I want you to find that motherfucking Japanese gangster! I want you to kill him and I want you to kill every one of his men!

  [Music stinger plays as he's speaking] 

  Police Captain : I want you to turn his house into a bloodbath! Don't leave anybody alive! And when they're all dead, you come back to me. And all three of us will turn our badges in... and say goodbye to it. We'll be off this police force for good.

  Joe Marshall, the samurai cop : Now you're talking.

  Frank Washington : All right. See you, Captain.

  Police Captain : [calmly]  See you in hell.