P.U.N.K.S. (1999)
Tim Redwine: Drew Utley
Quotes
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Drew Utley : Being tired of seeing the strong pick on the weak, we the P.U.N.K.S. are hereby united for one solemn, secret purpose: to protect the underdog with nerve, knowledge, strength.
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Drew Utley : First things first: we have to swear in new members.
Miles Kitchen : [pulling Drew to the side, whispering] What about...
Samantha Swoboda : [interrupting, leaning over Miles and Drew] ... the G.I.R.L.?
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Drew Utley : [holding a container of Grey Poupon in front of a fan] Stay back, or I'll Poupon you!
[laughs]
Drew Utley : Get it? Poop-on-you?
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Samantha Swoboda : Who's the guy eatin' Styrofoam?
Drew Utley : That would be Lanny.
Lanny Nygren : Um, it's a rice cake. High in complex carbohydrates, uh, less than a gram of fat and uh, six grams of fiber. I just... thought you should know, you weren't even close.
Samantha Swoboda : And, uh, where'd you get this one, the weinie factory?
Miles Kitchen : Excuse me! I have an IQ of 160.
Samantha Swoboda : [mockingly] Oh really? Well, I've got a calculator!
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Miles Kitchen : If we get the Augmentor, can I enter it in the science fair?
Drew Utley : Let's get it first, Miles, okay?
Miles Kitchen : Can't you just see the look on Spengler's face when I unveil it?
Jonny Pasiotopolis : You are such a nerd.
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Jonny Pasiotopolis : This is the bomb! We could sell this for a fortune!
Drew Utley : Whoa, Jonny. This is classified intelligence. I mean we should be camouflaging this.
Samantha Swoboda : Yo, wouldn't it be phat if we painted it like cherry red with flames?
Miles Kitchen : It's an Augmentor, not a Camaro.
Samantha Swoboda : So what's your idea, wastoid?
Drew Utley : Hey, wait, wait everybody! Knock it off you guys!
Samantha Swoboda : What are you looking at?
Miles Kitchen : I don't know. Thought it was a girl, but uh, I'm open to suggestions.
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Drew Utley : [being chased by a car] Yo, Base, this is Drew! I've got a situation here! They're creeping up on me like a pair of lady's underwear. Any ideas?
