Divorcing Jack (1998)

Jason Isaacs: 'Cow Pat' Keegan

Quotes 

• Cow Pat Keegan : Funny what attracts people, innit?

  Dan : Sorry?

  Cow Pat Keegan : Me & Margaret. You & Margaret. You & your wife. Me & your wife. I suppose really to complete the circle, you should sleep with my wife. But I wouldn't recommend it.

  Dan : Crap is she?