Bloodletting (1997)

Scooter McCrae: Boog

Quotes 

• Lori : [about a Ouija board]  You gotta ask it a question!

  Boog : Will I... ever have a girlfriend?

  Patti : No.

  Lori : Boog, you gotta ask it a serious question! Like - Ouija board, Ouija board, will The Smiths ever get back together?

• Boog : I just want to get laid, that's all.

  Patti : Well, Boog, my funkified little friend, my suggestion is either double up on the whackin' off, or turn faggot super-quick 'cause it ain't happening here.

  Boog : I tried being queer for a while, but... guys don't like me, either.

• Boog : I think it'd be actually pretty cool if I died from AIDS or something.

  Lori : What?

  Patti : Say what?

  Boog : Well, that means I would've had sex with someone before I died, you know?