Bedrooms and Hallways (1998)
Tom Hollander: Darren
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Quotes
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Darren : [describing Jeremy] Seething animal passions about to erupt through the pie crust of decorum.
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Darren : Rub some compost in your face, straight boys love it.
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Darren : All relationships end, either one of you leaves or one of you dies.
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Sally : [finds a blindfolded naked man cuffed to her bed] What the hell is this?
Darren : OH HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR GERALDINE, CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE SEVENTEEN!
Sally : My name is not Geraldine and it's not my birthday
Darren : Isn't it? This is 25 Shelldrake Avenue?
Sally : No this is 23 Shelldrake Avenue
Darren : Oh, how appallingly embarrassing of me, I'm an S&M-ogram, I must've gotten the wrong address
[embarrassed, under his breath]
Darren : oh no!
Sally : Wait... don't I know you?
Darren : God I hope not
[she unties blindfold, he recognizes her]
Darren : AHH!
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Darren : What else do you want? He's gorgeous, he's charming and he made breakfast.
Leo : I mean the man is on the rebound, you know from women in general. I mean, he wants me because I'm not a woman.
Darren : It seems a very good reason to want someone.
Leo : But it's a negative reason, Darren. He wants me for what I'm not, not for what I am.
Darren : Any good in bed?
Leo : Yeah, yeah, he was, but...
Darren : [interrupting] Well then keep him.