Outside Providence (1999)
Alec Baldwin: Old Man Dunphy
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Quotes
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[last lines]
Old Man Dunphy : So, Dildo, whatever happened to that girlfriend of yours?
Timothy Dunphy : She's goin' to Brown University next year.
Old Man Dunphy : Brown University? They got one of those in Providence, you know.
Timothy Dunphy : There's only one, pop.
Old Man Dunphy : [laughs] You hot shit. How do you think she's gonna like ridin' around Providence in this shitbox?
Jackie Dunphy : She's gonna be Mrs. Dildo!
Timothy Dunphy , Old Man Dunphy : Shut up, you little hard-on.
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Old Man Dunphy : What are you two knuckleheads up to?
Tim : Going out.
Old Man Dunphy : What you gonna do?
Tim : Hang around.
Old Man Dunphy : When you gonna come back?
Tim : Later.
Old Man Dunphy : Now, was that so hard?
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Old Man Dunphy : Making sex is like a Chinese dinner: It ain't over 'til you both get your cookies.
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Timothy Dunphy : What's a prep school?
Old Man Dunphy : It's to prepare you for not getting your neck broke by me.