Heartbreakers (2001)

Gene Hackman: William B. Tensy

Photos 

Quotes 

• Ulga : God is everywhere.

  William B. Tensy : Yes, he is. Isn't he? Nosy bastard.

• Woman : I'm sorry, sir, but smoking is not permitted.

  William B. Tensy : Oh, terribly sorry.

  [drops cigarette in her wine glass] 

  William B. Tensy : Nazi...

• William B. Tensy : [greeting Page-as-Wendy at her interview]  Sorry I'm late. I've been passing out more frequently lately.

• William B. Tensy : [regarding the cigarette lighter present]  I'm not trying to get you to take up smoking, just thought it'd be a nice... incentive.

• William B. Tensy : [showing the statue to "Ulga"]  Completely restored. Only seven thousand for a new willy.

• William B. Tensy : Smoking is part of the fun of being a kid. We just did some tests on some 9-year-olds. After a little puking, why, you couldn't drag 'em away from the stuff. Heh-heh-heh.

  [cough] 

  William B. Tensy : You're only young once. Why not indulge, though, I always say.

• William B. Tensy : [slipping the arresting officer cash as he takes a housekeeper to jail]  If it's at all possible, could you slap her around a little bit?

• William B. Tensy : I love a woman who eats raw meat.

• William B. Tensy : There is nothing sexier than smoke billowing proudly out of a woman's hot, red, engorged nostrils.

• William B. Tensy : [advancing upon Olga]  My love, tonight we will celebrate this ecstatic joining of our spirits with the union of our aching bodies.

• William B. Tensy : I ache for you, my pumpkin. Let's hump.