Life (I) (1999)

Bonz Malone: Leon

Quotes 

• Leon : [after Willie has told the story]  You really bummed me out. That's a terrible story.

  [to Jake] 

  Leon : Yo, nigga, you cryin'?

  Jake : No, I just got allergies and - I'm cool.

  [Leon walks off in disgust] 

  Willie Long : Hey, ain't nothin' wrong with a man cryin' every now and again.

  Leon : Listen, man, what was Claude's plan, anyway?

  Willie Long : See, Claude had figured he could steal a couple of bodies from the morgue, right? That way, when he set the infirmary on fire, in all the commotion, him and Ray could just slip right on into them fire engines, see, hide out, wait until the morning, and roll right out with 'em. That way, when they find the two bodies, they'd think it was them!

  Jake : Well, what makes you think that didn't work?

  Willie Long : I never said it didn't work.

  Leon : Wait, you mean to tell me that this is not Ray and Claude in these two boxes?

  [Willie chuckles inscrutably] 

  Jake : Well, is it, old man?

  [Willie chortles on and wheels away] 

  Leon : Hey, old timer, is it?

• Jake : [hearing the story told, they hear that Mr. Wilkins was about to offer Ray and Claude pardons]  So Ray and Claude get their pardons, right?

  Leon : No, they didn't get their pardons, man! If they got their pardons way back then, we wouldn't be burying them here today, would we?

  Jake : Oh, yeah, that's right.

  Willie Long : What happened is old man Wilkins never come out of the bathroom! Sit right there and died on the shitter!