Samurai Pizza Cats (1990–1991)

Terrence Scammell: Emperor Fred

Quotes 

• Francine : A mysterious force is making people dance wildly and threatening to destroy our entire way of life!

  Guido : Must be rap music.

• Speedy Cerviche : Acthooo!

  [sneezes] 

  Francine : Hey! Be careful not to sneeze on the pizzas!

  Guido Anchovis : Yeah, or we'll have to charge more for the extra toppings.

• Princess Violet Tokugawa : [getting ready to meet her mother]  Oh my goodness, this is so exciting! I don't know what to wear, maybe it should be something casual, I better dress-up, she may have brought me an EXPENSIVE gift!

  Narrator : We interrupt this tender moment of greed, to set the record straight: Empress Frieda went away to study other cultures, she did not leave because her husband is a raving lunatic and her daughter would rather shop than eat.

• Polly Esther : [Swinging a broom]  Gotcha! You know you're supposed to be doing your chores!

  Speedy Cerviche : But I have a note from my doctor!

  Guido : He's telling the truth! I helped him write it!

• Narrator : Is this the end of the Pizza Cats? After only seven episodes?

• Polly : [the cats are searching underground for a missing train]  An entire train can't just disappear, it just can't!

  Guido Anchovis : On the other hand, there could be a monster, or mutants, or UFOs! This is a cartoon, those writers can do whatever they want!