Two shy men attend a party, the Nice family open their morning post and the infamous Stoneybridge Council debate the promos, jingles, and slogans to promote their town.
Tea and biscuits with Bert Bastard, singing with the piano man, and... er... farting with Frank Hovis. Stoneybridge Council release a charity pop single.
Stoneybridge Council faces a schism as Bruceland attempts to claim independence - and then resorts to all-out warfare. A little girl tells us all about trains, and there's a life-changing song to bop along to.
Put children to good use, say, as golf clubs. Beware of explosive postcards. Beware of library books - you never where they've been. And in case you didn't know: Hitler's hair parting was the secret of his success.
A poor unfortunate underestimates the dangers posed by newspaper supplements, some shop workers rehearse for a royal visit and an old man struggles with his kitchen.
Valerie. Cinema companion(s). Song: Just A Normal Guy. Little Girl knows about the Queen. The Family. Don and George: Advertisements, Words. US Immigration. Perfect Murder Weapon. Old Man boating. Denzil/Gwynedd. Whistling Security Guard.
The beginnings of Scottish country dancing are revealed and the Nice family exchange Christmas gifts. If you've got any daughters, lock them up - the Vikings are coming.
Learn more about the mystical art of Beefeating, learn more about how to play a scene opposite a balloon or learn about people in power from a little girl.