Ted McGinley: Leonard Huff
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Chief Umpire : Gentleman, you know the ground rules. So shake hands and let's have a good, clean ballgame.
[Huff puts out his hand, Gus reluctantly shakes it. He tries to walk away, but Huff won't let him]
Leonard Huff : I'm going to give you the beating of your life.
Gus Cantrell : We'll see about that.
Leonard Huff : Yeah we will.
Gus Cantrell : Oh, by the way, some of the guys are wondering where you got your toupee.
Leonard Huff : This is not a toupee. This is real.
Gus Cantrell : You can level with me, huh Lenny? Where'd you get it?
Leonard Huff : [Pulling on his hair] It's real. It's mine.
Gus Cantrell : Really?
Leonard Huff : [Still pulling on his hair] It is and it's mine. You see this? Haha. Dumbass.
Gus Cantrell : [Chuckling as he walks back to his dugout] I'll, uh, tell the guys they were wrong.
[Huff realizes what he did and why the fans are laughing at him]
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Twins Assistant Coach : [after the Buzz make a comeback] So much for beating them into submission.
Leonard Huff : Shut up!
[Huff hurls the baseball he's holding against the wall; it rebounds and knocks him out]
Twins Assistant Coach : [indifferently] Get the trainer.
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Leonard Huff : That's it, it's over. I'm not a Pirate, I'm not a Yankee, I'm not even a Red Sock. I am a damn Buzz.
[a player spits in Huff's direction]
Leonard Huff : Thank you. Bumblebee, yeah, that's what I am, a Buzz.
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Leonard Huff : Do my eyes deceive me? Is that who I think it is?
Gus Cantrell : [not turning around] Slick guy, overdressed, helmet hair, shit-eating grin?
Maggie Reynolds : [turning around] You must have eyes in the back of your head.
Gus Cantrell : Leonard Huff, manager-slash-bullshit artist extraordinaire.
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Leonard Huff : Gentlemen, this is NOT a "should win" or "want to win" situation.
Gus Cantrell : This is every 8 year old's dream: play a big league team in a big league park.
Leonard Huff : This is a MUST WIN SITUATION!
Gus Cantrell : No force, no push.
Leonard Huff : [yelling each word individually] BEAT THEM INTO SUBMISSION!
Gus Cantrell : Just relax. Let's have some fun.
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Leonard Huff : So are you a baseball fan?
Maggie Reynolds : As a matter of fact, I am.
Leonard Huff : Well, I manage a team. Minnesota Twins, may you've heard of them.
Gus Cantrell : Hmm, Minnesota Twins, may I've heard of them. You asshole.
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Leonard Huff : Let's go! Let's go! I need some more runs now!
