Ted DiFilippo: Juan Lopez #2
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Doc : Perplexed? Carlton Windgate, pitcher. Everybody calls me Doc.
Gus Cantrell : Gus Cantrell, manage. Everybody calls me Gus.
Doc : Nice to meet you. So do you have a question about the lineup?
Gus Cantrell : Well, there seems to be a mistake. You have Juan Lopez playing second and Juan Lopez playing short.
Doc : Oh, that's no mistake. Juan?
Juan Lopez #1 : Hola, Coach.
Juan Lopez #2 : Buenos dias.
Gus Cantrell : Brothers?
Doc : Twins. Confounding, isn't it?
Gus Cantrell : Confounding seems to be the word of the day. Listen, from now on you'll be Juan 1.
Juan Lopez #1 : Si.
Gus Cantrell : And you'll be Juan 2.
Juan Lopez #2 : Sounds good, coach.
Doc : By numbering them, you're identifying them and squelching their self esteem.
Gus Cantrell : I don't mean to be rude Doc, but how would you like to be Juan 3?
