- Major Flower: But even a skinny squirrel would make a nice fur jock-strap.
- Phil Deedle: Well that makes sense...
- Stew Deedle: Since squirrels hide nuts! Thank you! I'll be here all week!
- Little Girl: This stinks. We want fire!
- Stew Deedle: Did you change your watch?
- Phil Deedle: Why? I like this watch?
- Stew Deedle: We'rein a different time zone, bud!
- Phil Deedle: Don't you find it odd?
- Stew Deedle: What?
- Phil Deedle: Boo bear has absolutely no relation to Yogie, yet they roam around the park in bow ties and no pants.
- [Major Flower has already picked up the Deedles and is driving them to camp]
- Phil Deedle: [pointing to various animals they pass by] Whoa, a Bullwinkle! Look, a Bambi, and a dead Pepe Le Pew!
- Phil Deedle: Oh, too cool, Stew. This is just like watching a nature show on television.
- Stew Deedle: [plugging his nose as they drive over the dead skunk in the road] Or in this case, Smell-O-Vision.
- Elton Deedle: Boys, I'm just so very, very proud of you.
- [hugs them both]
- Stew Deedle: The feeling's mutual, Dad.
- Phil Deedle: Yeah, we're proud of us, too.
- Kid in background: You guys rule!
- Frank Slater: To those idiot Deedles, wherever they may be!
- [drinks, then abruptly spits out coffee]
- Frank Slater: There here!
- Phil Deedle: Why can't we have a birthday off like everyone else?
- Elton Deedle: Who's everyone else?
- Stew Deedle: Washington, Lincoln... the baby Jesus Dad!
- Phil Deedle: Maybe we should stop...
- Stew Deedle: Stopping requires brakes, bro!
- Phil Deedle, Stew Deedle: YEAH!
- Camper: Hey! Hey! What the heck? These are prairie dogs not gofers!