The Waterboy (1998)

Jonathan Loughran: Lyle Robideaux

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Quotes 

• Coach Klein : [it's half-time at the Bourbon Bowl and they're in the locker room]  Anybody got an idea?

  [Silence] 

  Derek Wallace : Hey, remember the time Bobby tackled the referee by mistake?

  [Everybody chuckles] 

  Lyle Robideaux : Yeah, that was pretty funny. How 'bout the time Bobby tackled the guy from Louisville, and threw him into the stands?

  [Everybody laughs] 

  Guy Grenouille : Y'all remember the time he intercepted the ball and his pants fell off, and he ran for the touchdown bare ass?

  [Everybody laughs] 

  Farmer Fran : Remember the time Bobby Boucher...

  [Begins to mumble in his southern drawl, and everybody stares at him] 

  Bobby Boucher : [Bobby shows up in the locker room by surprise]  Remember the time Bobby Boucher showed up at halftime and the Mud Dogs won the Bourbon Bowl, do ya?

  [Everybody starts cheering and shouting] 

• Guy Grenouille : I don't want that loser on the team. Everybody's gonna laugh at us.

  Lyle Robideaux : Everybody already 'is' laughing at us. We haven't won a game since nineteen-ninety-FOUR.