Twin Town (1997)

William Thomas: Bryn Cartwright

Quotes 

• Jeremy Lewis : What's your handicap, Bryn?

  [Smashes golf club into Bryn's knee] 

  Bryn Cartwright : [In agony, with tape over his mouth]  MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

  Jeremy Lewis : Not bad.

• Bryn Cartwright : Here's twenty quid. Buy yourselves a big can of sticky-sticky, and fuck off to Noddyland.

• Bryn Cartwright : You burned my mum and dad and my sister just cause of your fucking poodle hey it wasant me honest boys.