The Swan Princess: Escape from Castle Mountain (1997 Video)

Jake Williamson: Sir Clavius

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Quotes 

• Uberta : Whatever it is you have planned, you'll never get away with it, because you are a bad person, and bad people stand no chance against good people, like my son Prince Derek.

  [Clavius sighs] 

  Uberta : Did you parents ignore you as a child? Oh tell Queen Unberta, what dark secret lurks within that dark twisted mind of yours? Come on, out with it!

  Clavius : [exasperated]  Don't you ever shut up?

• Clavius : [walking into Uberta's cell, which Knuckles is redecorating]  What is this?

  Uberta : If I'm going to spend my birthday here, everything must be perfect!

  Clavius : Oh you're driving me nuts with this birthday thing!

  [he pulls Knuckles away] 

  Uberta : Let go of my servant!

  [she grabs Knuckles and they fight over him] 

  Clavius : Your servant? I taught him everything he knows! And furthermore, this ain't your castle Lady! Let go!

  Uberta : Lady? Your Highness is the proper way for one of YOUR class to address one of mine!

  Knuckles : Ow! Not so hard!

  [he and Clavius fall out of the cell and Clavius shuts the door] 

  Uberta : Don't hurt him! He hasn't finished my cake!

  Clavius : Ohh... you... are... a... HOSTAGE!

• Clavius : Too bad you couldn't live to see this day, o partner of mine.

  [he throws a dagger at Rothbart's portrait] 

  Clavius : We could have shared it all, but no, you had to betray me! We conquered the Forbidden Arts together, but then you drove me underground.

  [he spits a pin at Rothbart's portrait] 

  Clavius : Thought you were real smart didn't you? Until you met... Prince Derek!

  [he throws an axe at Rothbart's portrait] 

  Clavius : But today, today Derek his match... me! Hahaha! And now that he's out of the way, I'm gonna go back to our old castle and get the Forbidden Arts, proving that I... was always... the greater man!

  [he exclaims, throwing a dart at Rothbart's portrait] 

• Uberta : [Uberta has been repeatedly insulting Clavius since her capture]  Well, you can change yourself into whatever you like; you'll always be a third-rate villain inside.

  Clavius : You're pushing it, highness.

  Uberta : On the other hand, no matter what you do to me, I will always remain a queen... who's *birthday* it is. Furthermore...

  Clavius : [snaps]  That does it: I warned you not to yak so much, but no! Yak yak yak yak yak yak! So, that's what you get! A yak!

  [transforms Uberta into a yak] 

  Clavius : No, I can't shut her up!

  [transforms her into a human] 

  Uberta : ...and I hope you like bread and water, because that's the daily fare in prison!

  [Clavius transforms her into a chimpanzee, and then re-transforms her into a human] 

  Uberta : You're up to about five life sentences, bub!

  [Clavius transforms her into a parrot] 

  Uberta : [as parrot]  Awk! Keep it up, keep it up! You're only making me shout deeper and deeper and deeper!

  Clavius : Aagh! I can't take it!

  [transforms her into an ostrich, a goat, a beaver, a horse, and then an elephant, all of which make noise before he returns her to human form] 

  Uberta : THAT DOES IT! YOU'RE GETTING THE GUILLOTINE!

  Clavius : What doesn't talk...? A fly! Yes, yes, a fly!

  Uberta : Go ahead! I'll fly right out of here!

  Clavius : Who cares? You'll be a FLY!

  Uberta : I'll buzz around your ear at night for the rest of my life!

  Clavius : Which'll be, oh, about, 3 to 5 days?

  [prepares to transform her yet again] 

  Clavius : So long, your "flyness"! Watch out for spiderwebs!

  [Derek comes out from behind a wall] 

  Prince Derek : [threateningly]  Don't you *dare* hurt my mother!