Stiff Upper Lips (1997)

Robert Portal: Cedric

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Quotes 

• Aunt Agnes : What is that you're reading? Show me.

  Cedric : It's the new E. M. Forster novel.

  Aunt Agnes : Oh! Not another of them! Is it amusing?

  Cedric : Why, I find it difficult to identify with the characters, but the locations are quite enchanting.

• Cedric : I suggest you hide these feelings... in a closet.

• Cedric : Do you make an effort to be stupid or does it come naturally?

  Edward : Are those the only two choices?

• Edward : I do so hate ordinary people.

  Cedric : You mustn't hate them, they have smaller brains.

• Edward : What did he say?

  Cedric : [translating, consulting a dictionary]  .She's mine, I'll have her. And then the other one said: No, I want... I want to pierce, or otherwise penetrate, her.

• Cedric : Miss Ivory, having carefully considered the advantages and disadvantages, I feel it is my duty to ask you to become my wife so that no man may say a Trilling child might be a bastard.

• Cedric : [on Emily]  There is something about her slim, elegant figure that rather reminds me of Edward... hmmmmmm.

• [dream] 

  Emily Ivory : Soon we will be man and wife.

  Cedric : Or, as the poet Homer says...

  [Emily grabs a butter knife and stabs Cedric in the skull with it]