Doctor Dolittle (1998)

Jenna Elfman: Owl

Quotes 

• Pig : [Various animals are pouring into John's apartment]  ... Good evening, Doctor.

  Dr. John Dolittle : ...No. You're gonna have to take your fat ass back out.

  Penguin : Oh, my God. What a zoo.

  Pig : Hmm, obviously not a kosher establishment.

  Rooster : Where are the chicks? Ooh! I'm cool.

  Pig : [belches]  ... Very well-appointed sty.

  Dr. John Dolittle : What's going on? What is all this?

  Owl : I don't know. You know, tell a friend. Ha ha.

  Lucky : Looks like they need to talk to a doctor, Doc.

  Sheep : Our butts hurt.

  Dr. John Dolittle : Okay. Let's do this. And watch your droppings.

  Rodney : Tonight, this is the house of love! East Coast! West Coast! Let's unite! Is Brooklyn in the house...?

• [last lines] 

  Lucky : I want my own room, with a TV. Basic cable will be fine.

  Rat #1 : I hate stories with happy endings.

  Owl : Yoo-hoo.

  Rat #1 : What did you say?

  Rat #2 : I didn't say nothing.

  Rat #1 : Then who?

  Owl : [squawks and takes flight] 

  Rat #1 : Ahhh! Run! Run for your lives! Oh my God! Let's go, buddy.

  Rat #2 : I don't want to die. I'm too young to die! Hang a left! No, hang a right! Look out for the traffic! Oh, legs, do your thing. Get out of my way!

  Rat #1 : This circle of life really stinks!

• Owl : [to the other animals]  And not only could he understand me, but it turns out he's a doctor! Look, not even a scar! And it hurt so bad. I don't know what I would have done without him.