Con Air (1997)
Dave Chappelle: 'Pinball' Parker
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Quotes
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Guard Falzon : [after searching him] It smells like someone shit in your mouth.
Pinball : He told me he loved me.
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Pinball : I just gotta know one thing.
Pinball : You didn't mean that "dirty nigger crack head" shit, did you?
Cyrus Grissom : Give me that gun.
Cyrus Grissom : [takes the gun]
Cyrus Grissom : Hell yes, I meant it.
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Pinball : [before attempting to disguise convicts as prison guards] I don't know how to tell ya this, Cyrus, but we are three white guys short. Or as they say in Ebonics, "We be fucked."
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Agent Sims : [while using Pinball as a human shield] I'm DEA! Do you know what the fuck that means?
Pinball : It means you're the most crooked nigger on this plane!
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Pinball : [in the cockpit of the plane] What's up, man. So, you Swamp Thing?
Swamp Thing : That's right.
Pinball : Flyin' the plane?
Swamp Thing : That's right.
Pinball : It's amazing the shit you white trash know.
Swamp Thing : That's right.
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Pinball : The last Mohican is burning, man!
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Pinball : How you doin', man? Pinball Parker. Armed robber, arsonist, dope fiend. Hey, I'm a hell of a nice guy, it's just I got caught.
Cameron Poe : [deadpan] Aw, shucks.