The Big Lebowski (1998)
Peter Stormare: Nihilist #1, Uli Kunkel, 'Karl Hungus'
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Quotes
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[the Dude, Walter, and Donny walk out of the bowling alley, to find the three Nihilists waiting in front of the Dude's car, which has been torched]
The Dude : Well, they finally did it. They killed my fucking car.
Nihilist : Ve vant ze money, Lebowski.
Nihilist #2 : Ja, uzzervize ve kill ze girl.
Nihilist #3 : Ja, it seems you have forgotten our little deal, Lebowski.
The Dude : You don't HAVE the fucking girl, dipshits! We know you never did!
[the Nihilists, stunned, confer amongst themselves in German]
Donny : Are these the Nazis, Walter?
Walter Sobchak : No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of.
Nihilist : Ve don't care. Ve still vant ze money, Lebowski, or ve fuck you ups.
Walter Sobchak : Fuck you. Fuck the three of you.
The Dude : Hey, cool it Walter.
Walter Sobchak : No, without a hostage, there is no ransom. That's what ransom is. Those are the fucking rules.
Nihilist #2 : His girlfriend gave up her toe!
Nihilist #3 : She though we'd be getting million dollars!
Nihilist #2 : Iss not fair!
Walter Sobchak : Fair! WHO'S THE FUCKING NIHILIST HERE! WHAT ARE YOU, A BUNCH OF FUCKING CRYBABIES?
The Dude : Hey, cool it Walter. Look, pal, there never was any money. The big Lebowski gave me an empty briefcase, so take it up with him, man!
Walter Sobchak : And, I would like my undies back.
[Stunned, the Germans confer amongst themselves again]
Donny : Are they gonna hurt us, Walter?
Walter Sobchak : No, Donny. These men are cowards.
Nihilist : Okay. So we take ze money you haf on you, und ve calls it eefen.
Walter Sobchak : Fuck you!
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[when making the payoff]
The Dude : Dude.
Nihilist : [on the phone] Who is this?
The Dude : Dude. The bag man, man. Where do you want us to go?
Nihilist : Us?
The Dude : [to Walter] Shit!
[to Nihilist]
The Dude : Uh. Yeah, uh. Me and, uh, the driver. I'm not handling the money, driving the car and talking on the phone all at the same time.
Nihilist : Shut the fuck up.
Walter Sobchak : Dude, are you fucking this up?
Nihilist : Who the fuck is that?
The Dude : That is the driver.
[Nihilist hangs up]
The Dude : Shit! Walter, you fuck... you fucked it up! You fucked it up! Her life was in our hands, man!
Walter Sobchak : Nothing is fucked here, Dude. Come on, you're being very un-Dude. They'll call back.
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Nihilist : We believe in nothing, Lebowski. Nothing. And tomorrow we come back and we cut off your chonson.
The Dude : Excuse me?
Nihilist : I said
[shouting]
Nihilist : I zaid VE CUT OFF YA JOHNSON!
Nihilist #2 : Just think about that, Lebowski.
Nihilist : Yeah, your wiggly penis, Lebowski.
Nihilist #3 : Yeah and maybe we stomp on it and squoosh it, Lebowski.
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The Dude : Hey, no, come on, Walter. We're ending this thing cheap, man.
Walter Sobchak : No, what's mine is mine.
Nihilist : No funny shtuff.
The Dude : Alright, alright, I've got four dollars, almost five...
Donny : Hey, I got eighteen dollars.
Walter Sobchak : What's mine is mine.
Nihilist : We fuck you ups, man. We takes the money.
Walter Sobchak : Come and get it.
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Nihilist : [Ordering at Stacks: House of Pancakes] Ze lingonberry pancake.
Nihilist #3 : Aufwachen, Arschloch!
Nihilist #2 : Lingonberry pancake.
Nihilist #3 : Ze Pigs in Blanket.
Nihilist Woman, Franz's Girlfriend : Für mich auch Hellbierpfannkuchen - Hellbierpfannkuchen.
Nihilist : She has lingonberry pancakes.