An American Werewolf in Paris (1997)

Vince Vieluf: Brad

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• Andy McDermott : I didn't choose to become a werewolf. I can't face the fact that I've got to go around killing and eating people for the rest of my life.

  Brad : Better get used to it.

• Amy Fitch : [undead]  Thank's for the lovely evening, douche bag! You really know how to show a girl a good time don't you!

  Andy McDermott : No, no, no you're dead!

  Amy Fitch : No, I ain't so lucky. I am undead and as your rotting sidekick I am cursed to remain a restless spirit until you die!

  Brad : Not so fast! You want my buddy dead, nutball you're gonna have to wait. I need him first. He's no use to me as a corpse

  Amy Fitch : I waited four year's on a stairmaster to get a package like this. You ripped through it like a lamb chop!

  Brad : Don't blame me Andy, I warned you.

  Amy Fitch : [to Andy]  Wait, you mean you knew about this all along?

  [she punches Andy, but her non-coporial hand passes through his mouth] 

  Amy Fitch : Uh!

  Andy McDermott : [banging his head against the wall]  I'm losing... my... freaking skull!

  Brad : Come on you gotta pull yourself together, Andy! You gotta get outta here the cop's wanna put you away for life!

• Andy McDermott : To Paris.

  Chris : Beware.

  [Andy and Chris make a toast] 

  Brad : Hey,hey watch it man. All right I have the score for Spain our leader with 125 daredevil points, yours truly and in second place with 95 Chris...

  Chris : Wait hold on a second what about the sex points?

  Brad : No,those are separate.

  Chris : Since when you can't keep changing the rules.

  Andy McDermott : Who said anything about sex points,read your shirt it say's Daredevil Tour.

  Chris : [Girl passes by]  you see that, she smiled at me.

  Andy McDermott : In your dream's she's not interested in douche bags like us,european babes are charming and sophisticated especially the French

  Brad : Yea hench the hairy pit's.

  Andy McDermott : See what I mean.

  Chris : I'll give you 30 sex point's if you can so much as get her phone number.

  Andy McDermott : She's not my type.

  Brad : Ah come on you-you haven't made a move this entire trip Andy.

  Andy McDermott : I'm choosy.

  Chris : When was the last time you had sex?

  Brad : With another person?

  Andy McDermott : There's sex and there's love,that's what differentiates human's from animal's.

  Brad : Alright fine when where you last in love?

  Andy McDermott : [to Chris]  When where you ever in love?

  Chris : Maps upside-down,slick.

  Brad : Give him a break Chris, we can't let him fall to far back.

  Andy McDermott : I won't need your charity once we get to Paris, Il show you guy's a stunt you'll never top.

  Brad , Chris : [Sarcastically]  Oooh

• Andy McDermott : Whats her name again?

  Brad : Serafine pie-got

  Chris : Serafine...

  Andy McDermott : Serafine Pigot, it's a beautiful name.

  Chris : [Andy is standing near the entrance]  Are you getting cold feet?

  Andy McDermott : Just a bit nervous, I don't want to say the wrong thing.

  [rings doorbell;noone answers] 

  Chris : [looks through window; excitingly to Andy]  your on prince!

  Serafine : [speaking french]  whos there?

  Andy McDermott : [stammers]  Serafine-uh Hi-uh its the guy who uh - ive got your shoe

  [serafine answers the door] 

  Andy McDermott : Hi I'm Andy we met on the tower, this is Chris and Brad and uh listen this uh I thought you would want this because uhh it's not my size.

  [gives her shoe] 

  Serafine : Your very kind now go please, you must not stay here.

  Chris : Charming

  Brad : And sophisticated. forget about it, lets go Andy.

  Andy McDermott : Wait, did you see what I saw?

  Brad : What?

  Andy McDermott : She had blood on her hand, she's trying it again!

  Brad : [to Chris]  Just so were on the same page, who's crazier here?

  Serafine : Please go, or there will be trouble.

  Andy McDermott : Uh-no wait wait, what did you do to your hand? Do you have blood on your hand? Your bleeding.

  Serafine : Uh no, uh-uh its just paint, I'm redecorating the cellar.

  Andy McDermott : [relieved]  oh, I thought uh...

  Serafine : Please go, now.

  Andy McDermott : Listen, wait, hold it, we can help, we can have that done in no time, right guys?

  Serafine : No thanks, thank you.

  Andy McDermott : I-please look, I just wanna talk.

  Serafine : I don't think it's a good idea.

  Andy McDermott : Please just once if you let me in, i-will never bother you again.

  Serafine : Ok tomorrow 4:00, in front of the Concert Hall.

  Andy McDermott : You mean it?

  Serafine : I promise, now go please.

  Brad : Excellent

  Andy McDermott : I did it.

  Chris : You mean you almost blew it, take some advice from the experts-you gots to play it cool, Daddy-O.

• Chris : Relax man. She's just playing hard to get. This whole mysterious elusive thing, it's just a ploy to make her more interesting.

  Andy McDermott : No, it's not that simple. The way she talks about her parents, it's like she blames herself.

  Brad : Yeah, she's demented enough. Remember the blood on her hands? That's done at the cafe?

  [Does karate moves] 

  Brad : it's like she's a black belt or something.

  Claude : [speaks french]  Bonsoir? Je peux va aider.

  ["Good evening? Can i help you?"] 

  Andy McDermott : Um-- we're just...

  Claude : Americans?

  Brad : Yeah?

  Claude : I love Americans. May I help?

  Chris : Uh-- Yeah. We're looking for Serafine.

  Claude : Sure. But I'm sorry she's not at home.

  Andy McDermott : Are you her, uh-- brother?

  Claude : [chuckles]  Let's just say I look after her.

  Brad : Ok. Sorry to bother you.

  Chris : See you.

  Brad : Let's go, Andy.

  Claude : Wait.

  [shuts lights to the house off] 

  Claude : if you guys are not doing anything later, come to our charity full moon party

  [gives them invitations] 

  Claude : it's for a good cause.

  Andy McDermott : Thanks anyway, but...

  Claude : Serafine will be there. Just tell the man at the door, Claude sent you.

  Chris : A little, uh-- competition, huh, Andy?

• Andy McDermott : I didn't choose to become a werewolf. I can't face eating people the of my life.

  Brad : You better get used to it.

  Andy McDermott : Isn't there any way that I can become human again?

  Brad : Yeah, there is, but you're not going to like it.

  Andy McDermott : Tell me. How?

  Brad : First, find the werewolf that bit you, then kill it. Then eat out its heart

  Andy McDermott : What? But that means.. Serafine?

  [Brad nods his head yes; disgusted] 

  Andy McDermott : I-- No way

  [Amy leads Andy into the street in front of an approaching bus] 

  Brad : Andy, look out!

  [Andy notices the bus in time and barely manages to avoid getting run over] 

  Amy Finch : What did you do that for?

  Brad : Because I still need him, he's going to help kill the guy that did this to me.

  Andy McDermott : I feel sick.

  Amy Finch : This would all be over by now, if you hadn't open your fat trap.

  Brad : You are the most egocentric corpse I've ever met.

  Amy Finch : Listen, I don't know what kind of friend this jerk is to you, but he ate my spleen.

• Andy McDermott : [Andy has just freaked out at a restaurant and washes his face in the restroom and sees Brad's undead reflection in the mirror]  Oh! What do you want? This is a bad dream. Right? You're not here. Are you?

  Brad : Andy, you were bitten. You're already changing. Hey, you would have never looked twice at that bimbo in there.

  Andy McDermott : All right. I may be upset or screwed up right now, but I'm not a wolf.

  Brad : Andy, I'm dead serious.

  Andy McDermott : [laughs]  Dead-- that's funny. That's really funny.

  [starts to urinate] 

  Brad : Undead, actually-- cursed to walk the earth as a restless spirit until the werewolf that did me, dies.

  Andy McDermott : What do you want from me?

  Brad : What I want from you can wait. Dump the chick and lock yourself up, and do it quick. The moon's rising.

  Andy McDermott : You're just jealous because I'm about to score. You know you can't just pop up and tell me what to do. I don't even know why I'm listening to you. I know you're dead, and so do the police.

• Chris : [Chris and Brad are helping Andy get ready for his date]  First thing we're going to do is work on your outfit. Now, okay-- remember 80% of all these French girls really go for that macho type

  [gives Andy his jacket and Brad's hat] 

  Brad : Oh, throwing it up on the playboy-- excellent.

  Chris : All right. Don't show any insecurities that's the worst.

  [Chris lends Andy his sunglasses] 

  Chris : and uh...

  Brad : [Serafine is approaching]  Split. She's coming. She's coming.

  Chris : [stuffs condoms in Andy's shirt pocket]  Here, be prepared.

  Andy McDermott : [embarrassed]  Oh, wait. Come on. Chris, it's our first date

  [takes condoms back out to hand them back] 

  Chris : [goes off to the side with Brad while looking at a map]  What are you a nun? Be cool. And, um-- show attitude.

  Andy McDermott : [leans on street lamp]  Serafine?

  Serafine Pigot : Hi

  Andy McDermott : Hi

  Serafine Pigot : I didn't recognize you.

  Andy McDermott : [referring to his sunglasses]  vOh, yeah. Uh-- well, it's bright.

  Serafine Pigot : What would you like to do?

  Andy McDermott : I don't know. Is there a.. cafe?

  Serafine Pigot : [chuckles]  We're in Paris

• Andy McDermott : [deleted scene; Andy escapes from the police station]  Great now I'm a fugitive. What next?

  Amy Fitch : [sarcastically]  Ha, you think you got problems this whole undead gig is really getting me down.

  Brad : Got to agree with her there, there's no touching, no smelling, feeling,

  [shows hollowed out stomach] 

  Brad : no eating. It's torture.

• Chris : [Andy, Chris and Brad are at the party looking for Serafine]  She ain't here, man.

  Andy McDermott : I can't believe she'd be at a dump like this.

  Brad : [sarcastically]  Yeah, she's way to centered.

  Claude : Glad you could come. Enjoy the party.

  Chris : Merci.

  Brad : [teasingly to Andy]  Think he's boinking her?

  Andy McDermott : [annoyed; sarcastically]  Thanks alot, Brad. I'm going to go back to the villa-- see if she's there.

  Chris : No, no, no. I'll go. You stay here in case she, uh-shows up.

  Andy McDermott : [Really touched]  Would you?

  Chris : Yes.

  Andy McDermott : Thanks, I appreciate it.

• Brad : [undead Brad's head appears on a platter]  Bon appe...

  Andy McDermott : [freaks out bolts from the table screaming]  Oh! You're dead. I saw them pull you out of the canal.

  [Instead of Brad's head it's a fish on a platter] 

  Waiter in Restaurant : [misinterpreting]  No, Monsieur, the Atlantic.

  Andy McDermott : [Brad completerly emerges from the table]  Whoa, get away from me.

  Brad : Pull yourself together, Andy. We have to talk.

  Andy McDermott : [freaking out]  Talk? Talk? Wait, you're not real. All right. Let me go.

  [Runs to the bathroom]