An American Werewolf in Paris (1997)

Phil Buckman: Chris

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• Andy McDermott : To Paris.

  Chris : Beware.

  [Andy and Chris make a toast] 

  Brad : Hey,hey watch it man. All right I have the score for Spain our leader with 125 daredevil points, yours truly and in second place with 95 Chris...

  Chris : Wait hold on a second what about the sex points?

  Brad : No,those are separate.

  Chris : Since when you can't keep changing the rules.

  Andy McDermott : Who said anything about sex points,read your shirt it say's Daredevil Tour.

  Chris : [Girl passes by]  you see that, she smiled at me.

  Andy McDermott : In your dream's she's not interested in douche bags like us,european babes are charming and sophisticated especially the French

  Brad : Yea hench the hairy pit's.

  Andy McDermott : See what I mean.

  Chris : I'll give you 30 sex point's if you can so much as get her phone number.

  Andy McDermott : She's not my type.

  Brad : Ah come on you-you haven't made a move this entire trip Andy.

  Andy McDermott : I'm choosy.

  Chris : When was the last time you had sex?

  Brad : With another person?

  Andy McDermott : There's sex and there's love,that's what differentiates human's from animal's.

  Brad : Alright fine when where you last in love?

  Andy McDermott : [to Chris]  When where you ever in love?

  Chris : Maps upside-down,slick.

  Brad : Give him a break Chris, we can't let him fall to far back.

  Andy McDermott : I won't need your charity once we get to Paris, Il show you guy's a stunt you'll never top.

  Brad , Chris : [Sarcastically]  Oooh

• Andy McDermott : Whats her name again?

  Brad : Serafine pie-got

  Chris : Serafine...

  Andy McDermott : Serafine Pigot, it's a beautiful name.

  Chris : [Andy is standing near the entrance]  Are you getting cold feet?

  Andy McDermott : Just a bit nervous, I don't want to say the wrong thing.

  [rings doorbell;noone answers] 

  Chris : [looks through window; excitingly to Andy]  your on prince!

  Serafine : [speaking french]  whos there?

  Andy McDermott : [stammers]  Serafine-uh Hi-uh its the guy who uh - ive got your shoe

  [serafine answers the door] 

  Andy McDermott : Hi I'm Andy we met on the tower, this is Chris and Brad and uh listen this uh I thought you would want this because uhh it's not my size.

  [gives her shoe] 

  Serafine : Your very kind now go please, you must not stay here.

  Chris : Charming

  Brad : And sophisticated. forget about it, lets go Andy.

  Andy McDermott : Wait, did you see what I saw?

  Brad : What?

  Andy McDermott : She had blood on her hand, she's trying it again!

  Brad : [to Chris]  Just so were on the same page, who's crazier here?

  Serafine : Please go, or there will be trouble.

  Andy McDermott : Uh-no wait wait, what did you do to your hand? Do you have blood on your hand? Your bleeding.

  Serafine : Uh no, uh-uh its just paint, I'm redecorating the cellar.

  Andy McDermott : [relieved]  oh, I thought uh...

  Serafine : Please go, now.

  Andy McDermott : Listen, wait, hold it, we can help, we can have that done in no time, right guys?

  Serafine : No thanks, thank you.

  Andy McDermott : I-please look, I just wanna talk.

  Serafine : I don't think it's a good idea.

  Andy McDermott : Please just once if you let me in, i-will never bother you again.

  Serafine : Ok tomorrow 4:00, in front of the Concert Hall.

  Andy McDermott : You mean it?

  Serafine : I promise, now go please.

  Brad : Excellent

  Andy McDermott : I did it.

  Chris : You mean you almost blew it, take some advice from the experts-you gots to play it cool, Daddy-O.

• Chris : Relax man. She's just playing hard to get. This whole mysterious elusive thing, it's just a ploy to make her more interesting.

  Andy McDermott : No, it's not that simple. The way she talks about her parents, it's like she blames herself.

  Brad : Yeah, she's demented enough. Remember the blood on her hands? That's done at the cafe?

  [Does karate moves] 

  Brad : it's like she's a black belt or something.

  Claude : [speaks french]  Bonsoir? Je peux va aider.

  ["Good evening? Can i help you?"] 

  Andy McDermott : Um-- we're just...

  Claude : Americans?

  Brad : Yeah?

  Claude : I love Americans. May I help?

  Chris : Uh-- Yeah. We're looking for Serafine.

  Claude : Sure. But I'm sorry she's not at home.

  Andy McDermott : Are you her, uh-- brother?

  Claude : [chuckles]  Let's just say I look after her.

  Brad : Ok. Sorry to bother you.

  Chris : See you.

  Brad : Let's go, Andy.

  Claude : Wait.

  [shuts lights to the house off] 

  Claude : if you guys are not doing anything later, come to our charity full moon party

  [gives them invitations] 

  Claude : it's for a good cause.

  Andy McDermott : Thanks anyway, but...

  Claude : Serafine will be there. Just tell the man at the door, Claude sent you.

  Chris : A little, uh-- competition, huh, Andy?

• Chris : [Chris and Brad are helping Andy get ready for his date]  First thing we're going to do is work on your outfit. Now, okay-- remember 80% of all these French girls really go for that macho type

  [gives Andy his jacket and Brad's hat] 

  Brad : Oh, throwing it up on the playboy-- excellent.

  Chris : All right. Don't show any insecurities that's the worst.

  [Chris lends Andy his sunglasses] 

  Chris : and uh...

  Brad : [Serafine is approaching]  Split. She's coming. She's coming.

  Chris : [stuffs condoms in Andy's shirt pocket]  Here, be prepared.

  Andy McDermott : [embarrassed]  Oh, wait. Come on. Chris, it's our first date

  [takes condoms back out to hand them back] 

  Chris : [goes off to the side with Brad while looking at a map]  What are you a nun? Be cool. And, um-- show attitude.

  Andy McDermott : [leans on street lamp]  Serafine?

  Serafine Pigot : Hi

  Andy McDermott : Hi

  Serafine Pigot : I didn't recognize you.

  Andy McDermott : [referring to his sunglasses]  vOh, yeah. Uh-- well, it's bright.

  Serafine Pigot : What would you like to do?

  Andy McDermott : I don't know. Is there a.. cafe?

  Serafine Pigot : [chuckles]  We're in Paris

• Chris : [Andy, Chris and Brad are at the party looking for Serafine]  She ain't here, man.

  Andy McDermott : I can't believe she'd be at a dump like this.

  Brad : [sarcastically]  Yeah, she's way to centered.

  Claude : Glad you could come. Enjoy the party.

  Chris : Merci.

  Brad : [teasingly to Andy]  Think he's boinking her?

  Andy McDermott : [annoyed; sarcastically]  Thanks alot, Brad. I'm going to go back to the villa-- see if she's there.

  Chris : No, no, no. I'll go. You stay here in case she, uh-shows up.

  Andy McDermott : [Really touched]  Would you?

  Chris : Yes.

  Andy McDermott : Thanks, I appreciate it.

• Serafine : [Chris enters the cellar and discovers that she is locked in a cage]  What are you doing here?

  Chris : You're asking me?

  Serafine : Please stay away. Go now.

  Chris : Don't you want to get out of here?

  Serafine : Just leave me alone, please.

  Chris : Oh, is this some kind of kinky game or something, cause...

  Serafine : Where are your friends?

  Chris : They're at Claude's party waiting for you.

  Serafine : Party?

  Chris : Yeah, you know, that--that lunar thing.

  [Hands her the invitation] 

  Serafine : [alarmed]  Oh my god, they're in great danger. Get the key, over there.

  Chris : [gets the key to unlock her]  Wait, what kind of danger?

  Serafine : Just leave it to me. Ok?

  Chris : No way. If there's a problem I'm coming with you.

  Serafine : [opens the cage]  It's much too dangerous, believe me.

  Chris : Ok, now, hold on a second, hot pants, there's no way that I'm going to-h

  [she punches him knocking him unconscious]