The Weird Al Show (1997–1998)

'Weird Al' Yankovic: Self, Various Characters

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• Announcer : If you thought there were no more natural disasters left to make a movie about, you thought wrong. 60% Chance of Rain, the most horrifying new movie of the season. The weather got out of hand.

  Mayor : We can't go starting a panic, not during tourist season!

  Announcer : Only one man had the courage.

  Deputy Al : Mr. Mayor, I don't care what happens to your tourist season! Someone needs to tell these people that they might need a jacket!

  Announcer : To bring Mother Nature to her knees...

  Deputy Al : C'mon, people, let's go! Everybody in the rec room! We don't know what we're in for. C'mon inside, everybody!

  Announcer : When the barometric pressure increases, so does the terror.

  Boy : So we don't even know if it's gonna rain?

  Deputy Al : No, son, we don't.

  Announcer : 60% Chance of Rain. Coming soon to a theater near you, maybe.

• Hooded Avenger : Say, Al, what do you want to do today?

  Al : Well, we could pour maple syrup all over the rug and then lick it off...

  Val Brentwood : Nah, we did that yesterday.

• Al : Hey, Corky, what brings you around here?

  Corky : I was wondering if I could borrow a box of smelly socks.

  Al : What do you need smelly socks for?

  Corky : Actually, it's more the box I need.

• Super Harvey : Don't tell me evil alien pirates who look like giant fish and come from a planet where they use bagels for money are robbing every deli in the area.

  Fatman : Yup!

  Super Harvey : That is just SO typical!