- TJ Henderson: I'll try to be more sensitive to the fact that you're dumber than me.
- Marcus: That's all I ask!
- Floyd: [about a teacher] He confiscated your computer?
- TJ Henderson: Yeah. He says if I want it back you have to sign this
- [hands Floyd a note and Floyd signs it]
- Marcus: [about his own slip] What about mine?
- Floyd: Oh yeah
- [he crumbles it up]
- Marcus: Hey!
- TJ Henderson: Well TJ was in pursuit of knowledge. You're in pursuit of a hat that makes you look like a bananna.
- [about a girl he is tutoring]
- TJ Henderson: She's smart, pretty and funny...
- Floyd: Aw...
- TJ Henderson: "Aw" what?
- Floyd: You like her.
- TJ Henderson: Sure, I'm tutoring her.
- Floyd: No, I mean, you *really* like her.
- TJ Henderson: [disgusted] Me? A girl?
- [TJ turns to leave]
- TJ Henderson: Ew!
- [he leaves]
- Floyd: He's got it bad!
- Floyd: You can be the smartest man in the world - and for all I know, you are - but you will NEVER understand women.
- Mr. Basil Militich: T.J. You're not in elementry school anymore. You're in highschool. You've got to learn some self-control.
- TJ Henderson: Yeah but I have so many ideas in my head that they just come flowing out.
- Mr. Basil Militich: Yes I know.