Dead Man on Campus (1998)

Lochlyn Munro: Cliff

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Quotes 

• Cliff : I live in a Frat House, right? And these fuckers wanna kick me out for not observing quiet hour!

  [shouting] 

  Cliff : Well, they can SUCK my QUIET COCK!

• Cliff : [rapping]  My name is Cliff, brother of Joe. I got me some crack. I want me some hoes!

• Cliff : They hate it when you do this.

  [shoots gun at cops] 

• Cliff : I really shouldn't be driving, I have a suspended license.

  Cooper : Really? For what?

  Cliff : Attempted vehiclular manslaughter... whatever the FUCK that means!

• Cliff : [looking at a poster of Van Gogh's "Starry Night"]  Whoa. Which one of you painted this?

  Rachel : Uhh... I did.

  Cliff : It's soooo smooth.

• Cliff : Do you guys ever get really horny?

  Cooper : Depends where you're going with this.

• Cliff : Who wants to do a bong? How about you?

• Cliff : Zeke!

  Zeke : [terrified]  Cliff!

  Cliff : How you been man? I haven't seen you since high school!

  Zeke : I-I thought you were dead.

  Cliff : No! But about THIS close though!

• Cliff : Come on man! Just kick me in the junk!

• Cliff : [Josh is about to drink yellow liquid]  That one's not beer!