Lynn Whitfield: Brandi Web
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Quotes
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Brandi Web : You know, a man just comes along and he buys us off a shelf. Then he plays. Plays with us until he thinks we're no longer fun. Or until he gets us all dirty, right? Then he just wants to throw us away.
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Tee : How you doing, baby?
Brandi Web : [coldly] "How am I doing, baby?" I'm not your baby.
Tee : Excuse me. Most men would have called you stuck up, looking all like a Barbie doll.
Darnell 'Deeny : [narrating] And that was it. The moment that changed my entire life.
Darnell 'Deeny : [running up to Brandi] Excuse me, excuse me. Hey, um...
Brandi Web : [glaring at Tee] That's no way to talk to a lady!
Tee : [mockingly] Oh, Madame...
Darnell 'Deeny : Look, he didn't mean anything by it. He didn't mean it.
Tee : [rudely] Yes, I did!
Darnell 'Deeny : I'm sorry, it's just that he was dropped on his head as a baby and he's been a little rattled ever since.
Brandi Web : I see. Well, perhaps I should arrange for him to fall on his head again so he can get unrattled.
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Brandi Web : You put your hands on the wrong woman.
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Brandi Web : So tell me something, Darnell. You still the man? The main man? You know what you are? And I didn't think so. You're a dog. A mad dog, to be exact. And do you know what they do with mad dogs? I can't hear you.
Darnell 'Deeny : No, what they do with mad dogs?
Brandi Web : [pulls out a gun] They shoot mad dogs!
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Brandi Web : I don't know what your selling... but I'm not buying.
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Brandi Web : You can trust horses. They don't let you down. People always let you down. Especially men.
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Brandi Web : I'm not going to shoot you. Not for myself, no. I'm going to shoot you for all women.
