Get on the Bus (1996)

Bernie Mac: Jay

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Quotes 

• Xavier : Why are you even going to the march?

  Wendell : Niggas and cars, cars and niggas. Niggas need cars like cars need niggas. I gotta make me some money. You think I'm gonna miss out on all that networking, shit nigga you must be crazy. I got a joke for ya, nigga: What do you get when you cross a million lesbians and the million man march?

  Jay : Ok, what do you get when you cross one million lesbians and the million man march?

  Wendell : Two million mother-fuckers who don't do dick.

  [laughs] 

  Wendell : You niggas somethin' else.

  [Pointing at everybody] 

  Wendell : Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, all you niggas!

  Mike : Hey Wendell, I got a joke for you: What do they call a black man with a Lexus dealership?

  Wendell : What?

  Mike : Nigga.

  [Wendell is thrown off the bus with his coat following] 

  Jay : Nigga need Coat like Coat need Nigga!