Remember WENN (1996–1998)

Christopher Murney: Mackie Bloom

Quotes 

• Mackie Bloom : Problem?

  Betty Roberts : No, nothing.

  Mackie Bloom : What do you mean, "nothing"? Is it really nothing because it's nothing, or is it nothing because it's something you don't want to tell me, or is it nothing because it's something that you will tell me if I promise to say nothing?

  Betty Roberts : The last one, I think.

• Betty Roberts : We have a 10am show, and it is now 10:03. Would you please take your places at the microphones?

  Hilary Booth : Maple, would you tell Betty that I just don't care any more?

  Maple : Jeff, would you kindly remind Hilary that Betty and I are no longer speaking to each other?

  Jeff Singer : I'm sorry, Maple, but Hilary and I are not talking to each other.

  Maple : Mackie, are you still speaking to Hilary?

  Mackie Bloom : Yeah, I'm talking Hilary; I'm not talking to you.

  Hilary Booth : Well, if you're talking to me, Mackie, would you please tell Betty that I don't care?

  Mackie Bloom : Betty isn't listening to me anymore.

  Hilary Booth : Well, are you talking to Jeff?

  Mackie Bloom : Yes.

  Hilary Booth : Well, then, would you please tell Jeff to tell Betty that I don't care?

  Mackie Bloom : Jeff, Hilary said to tell Betty that she doesn't care any more.

  Jeff Singer : I've taken my last set of orders from you, Mackie. And we are not talking to each other, remember?

  Mackie Bloom : I forgot. Maple, are we still talking?

  Maple : I think so, but remember, I'm not speaking to Hilary or Betty.

  Mackie Bloom : But you're talking to Jeff.

  Maple : Yes!

  Mackie Bloom : Then, would you please tell Jeff to tell Betty that Hilary told me to tell her that she just doesn't care any more?