The Crow Road (1996)

Joe McFadden: Prentice McHoan

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• Prentice : It is one of life's trials to have a better-looking more talented older brother.

• Prentice : It all started the day my Grandmother exploded.

• Prentice : [the Doctor has had a heart attack having failed to prevent the cremation]  Is there anything we can do for you, Doctor?

• Prentice : He'd taught me to think for myself, and now he didn't like the thoughts I was thinking.

• Prentice : I hate my life.

• Prentice : You killed a kestrel. That's illegal.

• Prentice : The Car and its Contents?

• Prentice : Well I've got this essay on Wittgenstein to do, and that's about it.

• Housekeeper : They said they were going to do a couple of Gs. Is that a kind of drink?

  Prentice : You could say it's a mild intoxicant, yes.

• Prentice : So what's the key to unlocking Verity's Magic Box?

• Cousin : I was too busy staring at a Systems Analyst with shoulders as wide as the Arizona Skies.

  Prentice : Is that all it takes to get lumbered these days?

• Prentice : And may I ask who it is that you're sleeping with in my bed?

• Rory's Ex : You don't have to call me Auntie, I'm not related to you at all.

  Prentice : You're the best Auntie I've ever had.

  [She thumps him]