Makers of late night pay cable erotic thrillers take note: there are about ten thousand mystery novels out that have never been filmed and that you could option cheap to provide you with a plot to string your soft-core bumpings and grindings around. The results would be much less brain damaging to your audience. Honestly, we expect bad dialogue, casting couch 'actresses' and production design limited to shooting most of the movie in a rented furnished house or office, but could we at least get a properly worked out murder mystery? This is a typical example of the genre: half a dozen or so nude sex sequences shown mostly in flashback with one of the women getting killed and a murder mystery results. The details here: beautiful wife dies, cheating husband suffers a belated attack of conscience and decides to bother to care who killed her. The suspect list includes a half dozen or so women he met on-line. The plot unfolds lazily and in in seemingly random chunks, and mostly involves the dumb detective (this guy would last about ten seconds on CSI: NY) uncovering not very much and the husband recalling the details of his cheating sex life and then having more sex. The killer is revealed ten minutes from the end and the cast members could have drawn straws to decide who got to do the I-did-it-and-I'd-do-it-again speech, that was how much thought process went behind constructing and unraveling the mystery. Sheesh.
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Not particularly erotic or mysterious erotic mystery
gridoon25 February 2007
"Virtual Desire" (which I saw under the title "Illicit Dreams 3") wants to be an erotic murder mystery. Unfortunately, the sex/stripping/shower scenes, though plentiful and fairly graphic, have a mechanical, going-through-the-motions, Playboy-video feel to them, and the solution to the "mystery" is obvious right from the start. The "hero" is a jerk as well as a moron, cheating on his wife with multiple women, none of whom are half as hot as her (with the possible exception of an Asian tennis instructor who is a real babe). Oh, and don't be fooled by Julie Strain being featured on the video/DVD cover of the movie, she's in it for no more than 10 minutes. (*)
A cautionary fable from Jim Wynorski
Robbie-434 October 1999
The auteur Wynorski's pro-feminist stance is highly apparent in this film. The women cast members, in several instances, take the dominant position and sometimes come on top in certain situations. Overall, the cinematography gets rave reviews from us at the Eye Candy Hall of Fame, but we do have a problem with a specific plot point: why would anyone married to someone who looks like Tammy Parks want to cheat on her? Even her character had no dislikable qualities to promote straying. Unless, like her film husband, we would meet through the internet women who resembled Julie Strain, Gail Harris, Taylor St. Clair, Lorissa McComas, or especially Annette Burger. To paraphrase the old adage that it takes money to make money: to meet gorgeous chicks on the internet you must already be involved with one. This validates our apparent failure to find any desirable (or even to some degree undesirable) mates on the web. Thank you auteur Wynorski for your message.
Fast forward to the last half
mxb200121 January 2000
Well the plot you will have sussed out after a few minutes but that's not why you're watching is it... As for the erotica, well the first half has mostly fake boobs so you can hit the fast forward button or switch channels for an hour until the second half with the very attractive Gail Harris, Catherine Weber, Taylor St. Clair (who I think was credited as Kimberly Knight actually) and Shauna McCullough. It's not as hot as Illegal in Blue was (the SEXIEST movie of all time) but not bad I guess. Gail Harris and her Yorkshire accent, delicious eyebrows and voluptuous Page 3 body is well, incredible!
Very hot women and that is all that matters.
eriklove-115 October 2005
Although I got the edited version of this movie, I saw the scenes in Masseuse 3. Both movie has the same director and I guess he wanted to make an easy buck. Anyway, the highlight is the skin. The hottest chick in this movie is Annette Burger. It is too bad that I can't find anything else with her in it. The other women have some nice assets though and keep my mind occupied while Annette stays lingering in a special corner. For instance, there's Taylor St. Clair. She is such a cutie. I can look at her face all day. Gail Harris has the weirdest accent, but man does she have jugs. And, of course Shanna McCullough. Her scene on the water was hot!!! She has the best legs going. All the other girls were hot too.
The story was much better in Virtual Desire than in Masseuse 3. I enjoyed the comedy by the two cops. I however thought the dramatic part was pretty lame. It was hard to say though, because of all the sex was going on while there was drama.
See the movie for Annette, stay for the rest of the girls.
The story was much better in Virtual Desire than in Masseuse 3. I enjoyed the comedy by the two cops. I however thought the dramatic part was pretty lame. It was hard to say though, because of all the sex was going on while there was drama.
See the movie for Annette, stay for the rest of the girls.
TONS of kinky sex, hot women... What else do you want?!! Really!
insomniac_rod23 December 2006
Warning: Spoilers
Believe me, "Virtual Desire" is every fan's dream. Fans of soft core sex I must say.
Thank you Jim Wynorski. I really mean thank you. "Virtual Desire" is without a doubt one of the best soft core sex movies from the 90's. Period. Let me explain myself with some vital reasons in my opinion:
"Virtual Desire" goes immediately to the point and starts with outrageous sex scenes with only a few minutes to take a breath and then continue with gratuitous sex and nudity.
Another reason is the quantity and quality of hot, very hot women. Let's see. We have the amazing, beautiful, hot, sexy Tammy Parks. Besides Shannon Whirry I can't think of any other woman with such a beautiful, cute face, and a killer sensual body like hers. We also have the magnificent Julie Strain, Gail Harris, Catherine Weber, Lorissa McCmoas, Taylor St. Clair, Annette Burger (underrated hottie), Peggy Trentini, and Catherine Weber. Do I need to say more? All of them deliver fantastic kinky, steamy hot sex scenes. Tammy Parks is the only one who has more than 2 sex scenes (in the hot tub and in the couch). This Mike Meyer is one damn lucky bastard. I can' think of any other movie like this where only one man, ONLY ONE man has sex with ALL the hot women.
Other reason is the excessive amount of sex. The scenes are steamy, hot, and long. Tammy Parks, Julie Strain (in sexy red lingerie and dress), and Annette Burgler (impressive blonde) steal the show with their impressive sex scenes.
The running time is also a good aspect of this movie because it's a little longer than 80 minutes but believe me, probably 85% of this movie is all about sex.
The plot is sexy and easy to follow. We learn at the end that Tammy Parks' sister murdered her so she could have sex with her husband. That's it. Meanwhile the husband investigates with the aid of Ross Hagen (he's the man!) he gets to have sex with many, many women. Heck, even when his wife was alive he cheated on her with hot women.
Now, to the best point. SEX. Expect scenes in a couch, a hot tub, beds, chair, other couch, in a beach bench or something like that, etc. The sex is in huge amounts and it's pure quality.
I can't praise this movie enough but I will try to make spread the word and recommend it to everyone. It worths your money.
Thank you Jim Wynorski. I really mean thank you. "Virtual Desire" is without a doubt one of the best soft core sex movies from the 90's. Period. Let me explain myself with some vital reasons in my opinion:
"Virtual Desire" goes immediately to the point and starts with outrageous sex scenes with only a few minutes to take a breath and then continue with gratuitous sex and nudity.
Another reason is the quantity and quality of hot, very hot women. Let's see. We have the amazing, beautiful, hot, sexy Tammy Parks. Besides Shannon Whirry I can't think of any other woman with such a beautiful, cute face, and a killer sensual body like hers. We also have the magnificent Julie Strain, Gail Harris, Catherine Weber, Lorissa McCmoas, Taylor St. Clair, Annette Burger (underrated hottie), Peggy Trentini, and Catherine Weber. Do I need to say more? All of them deliver fantastic kinky, steamy hot sex scenes. Tammy Parks is the only one who has more than 2 sex scenes (in the hot tub and in the couch). This Mike Meyer is one damn lucky bastard. I can' think of any other movie like this where only one man, ONLY ONE man has sex with ALL the hot women.
Other reason is the excessive amount of sex. The scenes are steamy, hot, and long. Tammy Parks, Julie Strain (in sexy red lingerie and dress), and Annette Burgler (impressive blonde) steal the show with their impressive sex scenes.
The running time is also a good aspect of this movie because it's a little longer than 80 minutes but believe me, probably 85% of this movie is all about sex.
The plot is sexy and easy to follow. We learn at the end that Tammy Parks' sister murdered her so she could have sex with her husband. That's it. Meanwhile the husband investigates with the aid of Ross Hagen (he's the man!) he gets to have sex with many, many women. Heck, even when his wife was alive he cheated on her with hot women.
Now, to the best point. SEX. Expect scenes in a couch, a hot tub, beds, chair, other couch, in a beach bench or something like that, etc. The sex is in huge amounts and it's pure quality.
I can't praise this movie enough but I will try to make spread the word and recommend it to everyone. It worths your money.
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