- [after Randi sucks all the blood out of a customer]
- Tasha: Randi, did I say you could break for lunch?
- Randi: Won't you get tired of spending eternity listening to her whine about not getting the right Barbie doll for her eighth birthday?
- [begging for his life]
- Keith: I'm sorry I wrecked your car, I'm sorry I maxed out your credit card, I'm sorry I slept with Tina!