- [last lines]
- Verbal: After that my guess is that you will never hear from him again. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone.
- Dave Kujan: Do you believe in him, Verbal?
- Verbal: Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze.
- Verbal: [59:09] Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Soze. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. He's gone.
- [suspects in a lineup are asked to read a phrase]
- Interrogation Cop: Number 1, step forward.
- Hockney: Hand me the keys, you fucking cocksucker.
- Interrogation Cop: Number 2, step forward.
- McManus: Give me the fucking keys, you fucking cocksucking motherfucker, aaarrrghh.
- Interrogation Cop: Knock it off. Get back. Number 3, step forward.
- Fenster: [laughing] Hand me the keys, you cocksucker.
- Interrogation Cop: In English, please?
- Fenster: Excuse me?
- Interrogation Cop: In English.
- Fenster: Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?
- Arkosh Kovash: [in Hungarian] Why are you just standing there, you idiot? I'm not speaking English am I? Wouldn't it make sense to find someone who could talk to me so you could find the person that set me on fire, perhaps? He is the Devil. You've never seen anyone like Keyser Soze in all your miserable life, you idiot. Keyser Soze. Do you at least understand that? Keyser Soze. The Devil himself. Or are you American policemen so stupid that you haven't even heard of him? Keyser Soze, you ridiculous man. KEYSER SOZE.
- Interrogation Cop: I can put you in Queens on the night of the hijacking.
- Hockney: Really? I live in Queens. Did you put that together yourself, Einstein? What, do you got a team of monkeys working around the clock on this?
- Dave Kujan: First day on the job, you know what I learned? How to spot a murderer. Let's say you arrest three guys for the same killing. You put them all in jail overnight. The next morning, whoever's sleeping is your man. You see, if you're guilty, you know you're caught, you get some rest, you let your guard down.
- [in interrogation room]
- Interrogation Cop: You know what happens if you do another turn in the joint?
- Hockney: Fuck your father in the shower and then have a snack? Are you going to charge me dickhead?
- Verbal: [25:41] Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is shit but, hey, I'm in a police station.
- Verbal: It was Keyser Soze, Agent Kujan. I mean the Devil himself. How do you shoot the Devil in the back? What if you miss?
- Verbal: What the cops never figured out, and what I know now, was that these men would never break, never lie down, never bend over for anybody. Anybody.
- Verbal: Where's your head, Agent Kujan? Where do you think the pressure's coming from? Keyser Soze - or whatever you want to call him - he knows where I am right now. He's got the front burner under your ass to let me go so he can scoop me up ten minutes later. Immunity was just a deal with you assholes. I got a whole new problem when I post bail.
- Dave Kujan: So why play into his hands? We can protect you.
- Verbal: Oh, gee, thanks, Dave. Bang-up job so far. Extortion, coercion. You'll pardon me if I ask you to kiss my pucker. The same fuckers that rounded us up and sank us into this mess are gonna bail me out? Fuck you. You think you can catch Keyser Soze? You think a guy like that comes this close to getting caught and sticks his head out? If he comes up for anything, it will be to get rid of me. After that... my guess is you'll never hear from him again.
- Verbal: He lets the last Hungarian go. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and then he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they live in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. Nobody has ever seen him since. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. "Rat on your pop, and Keyser Soze will get you." And no-one ever really believes.
- Verbal: To a cop the explanation is never that complicated. It's always simple. There's no mystery to the street, no arch criminal behind it all. If you got a dead body and you think his brother did it, you're gonna find out you're right.
- McManus: Old McDonald had a farm ee i ee i o. And on that farm he shot some guys. Badda boom badda bing bang boom.
- Verbal: [to Kujan] If I told you the Loch Ness monster hired me to hit the harbor, what would you say?
- Verbal: [referring to Rabin] That guy is tense. Tension is a killer. I used to be in a barbershop quartet in Skokie, Illinois. The baritone was this guy named Kip Diskin, big fat guy, I mean, like, orca fat. He was so stressed in the morning...
- Dave Kujan: Verbal, you know we're trying to help you.
- Verbal: Sure, and I appreciate that. And I wanna help you, Agent Kujan. I like cops. I would've liked to have been a fed myself, but my CP...
- Dave Kujan: Verbal, you're not telling us everything. I know you know something.
- Verbal: I told the DA everything I know.
- Dave Kujan: Verbal, I know you like Keaton. I know you think he's a good man.
- Verbal: I know he was good.
- Dave Kujan: He was a corrupt cop.
- Verbal: Sure, 15 years ago, but he was a good thief. Anyway, the cops wouldn't let him go legit.
- Dave Kujan: Dean Keaton was a piece of shit.
- Verbal: Are you trying to get a rise out of me, Agent Kujan?
- Dave Kujan: I just wanna hear your story.
- Verbal: It's all there. May I have a cigarette?
- Keaton: This whole thing was a shakedown.
- McManus: What makes you say that?
- Keaton: How many times you been in a lineup? It's always you and four dummies. PD are paying homeless guys $10 a head half the time. And there's no way they'd line five felons in the same row. No way. And what's a - What's a voice lineup? Public defender could get you out of that one.
- Dave Kujan: Keaton was Keyser Söze!
- Verbal: Noo!
- Dave Kujan: The kind of man who can wrangle the wills of men like Hockney and McManus. The kind of man who could engineer a police line-up, for all these years of contacts in NYPD. The kind of man who could kill Edie Finneran.
- [3 seconds of silence]
- Dave Kujan: She was found yesterday in a hotel in Pennsylvania, shot twice in the head.
- Keaton: I'm a businessman now.
- Interrogation Cop: Yeah? What's that, the restaurant business? No. From now on, you're in the gettin'-fucked-by-us business.
- Jack Baer, FBI: They tell me you got the cripple from New York in there. He mention Keyser Soze?
- Dave Kujan: Who?
- Jack Baer, FBI: Bear with me here...
- Dave Kujan: [Kujan bursts into Rabin's office] Who's Keyser Soze?
- Verbal: Ohhh, fuck!
- Dave Kujan: You know a dealer named Ruby Deamer, Verbal?
- Verbal: You know a religious guy named John Paul?
- Dave Kujan: You know Ruby's in Attica?
- Verbal: He didn't have my lawyer.
- McManus: What am I supposed to do with that?
- [McManus throws bag of heroin at Redfoot. Redfoot catches it]
- Redfoot the Fence: I don't know, feed it to the gimp. Ease his pain; I don't know what that is.
- [Redfoot throws bag at Verbal]
- McManus: What do you mean you don't know?
- [Keaton lays a hand on McManus]
- Keaton: Shut up.
- Redfoot the Fence: I don't know. I got thrown this job by some lawyer.
- Keaton: Yeah? Who?
- Redfoot the Fence: I don't know. Some limey. He's a middleman for someone, OK? He doesn't say, I don't ask.
- McManus: You're full of shit.
- Redfoot the Fence: Fuck you.
- McManus: Fuck you.
- Keaton: Listen to me. We want to meet him. OK?
- Redfoot the Fence: That's funny. He called me last night, he says he wants to meet you guys.
- Keaton: OK. We'll meet him. Good. Do that. No problem. Let's go.
- [Keaton turns around, ready to leave. McManus grabs him]
- McManus: I don't like it, Dean. I don't like it. Wait a minute. One more thing, tough guy. Any more surprises, and I'm gonna kill you.
- Redfoot the Fence: You're such a tough guy, McManus. Do me a favour, right. Get the fuck off my dick.
- [Redfoot flicks his cigarette butt at McManus and it lands on McManus's eye]
- McManus: Fuck!
- [McManus lunges at him in rage and has to be restrained by Keaton]
- Redfoot the Fence: Put a leash on that puppy. You know, it's an awful shame about Saul gettin' whacked. Cops'll be looking for the guys who did it. Sooner or later they're gonna come around asking me. You have a sweet night, ladies.
- Verbal: McManus came to us with the job, Fenster got the vans, Hockney supplied the hardware, I came through with how to do it so no one got killed, but Keaton... Keaton put on the finishing touch. A little 'fuck you' from the five of us to the NYPD.
- Verbal: It didn't make sense that I'd be there. I mean, these guys were hard-core hijackers, but there I was. At that point I wasn't scared, I knew I hadn't done anything they could do me for. Besides, it was fun. I got to make like I was notorious.
- Kobayashi: Get your rest, Gentlemen. The boat will be ready for you on Friday. If I see you or any of your friends before then, Miss. Finneran will find herself the victim of a most gruesome violation before she dies. As will your father, Mr. Hockney. and your Uncle Randall in Arizona, Mr. Kint. I might only castrate Mr. McManus's nephew, David. Do I make myself clear?
- Arturro Marquez: He's here! I *know* he's here! That's him, I'm telling you that's him! You hear me? I'm telling you it's *Keyser Soze*!
- Hockney: [Sarcastically as a plethora of cops come in to arrest him] Sre you sure you brought enough guys?
- Kobayashi: Mr. Redfoot knew nothing. Mr. Soze rarely works with the same people for very long, and they never know who they're working for. One cannot be betrayed if one has no people.
- Fenster: So why are you telling us?
- Kobayashi: Because you have stolen from Mr.Soze, Mr Fenster. All of you. That you did not know you stole from him is the only reason you are still alive. He feels you owe him. You will repay your debt.
- Hockney: All right, fuck the debt. And fuck you! How do we know you work for Soze?
- Kobayashi: I don't think that is very relevant, Mr Hockney. All five of you are responsible for the murder of Saul Berg and his bodyguards. Mr. Redfoot can testify to your involvement, and we can see to it that he will.
- Verbal: The DA gave me immunity.
- Dave Kujan: Not from me. You get no immunity from me, you piece of shit. Every criminal I have put in prison, every cop that owes me a favor, every creep and scumbag that walks the streets for a living will know the name of Verbal Kint. Now you talk to me, or that precious immunity they seem so fit to grant you won't be worth the paper the contract put out on your life is printed on.
- Interrogation Cop: What are you saying?
- Fenster: I said he'll flip you.
- Interrogation Cop: He'll what?
- Fenster: Flip you. Flip ya for real.
- Verbal: I came clean; I told it like it happened on the boat. So what if I left out how I got there. It was so full of holes the DA would have told me to blow amnesty up my ass. So you got what you wanted out of me, so big fucking deal.
- Dave Kujan: So that's why you never told the DA.
- Verbal: You tell me, Agent Kujan, if I told you the Loch Ness Monster hired me to hit the harbor, what would you say?
- Dave Kujan: Turn state's evidence; we'll put you on the stand. We'll hear it out.
- Verbal: I've got immunity now, what could you possibly offer me?
- Dave Kujan: Of course, I can't prove this. But I can't prove the best part either... Dean Keaton was dead. Did you know that? He died in a fire two years ago during the investigation into the murder of a witness who was going to testify against him. Two people watched Dean Keaton walk into a warehouse he owned just before it blew up. They said he went in to check a leaking gas main. It blew up and took all of Dean Keaton with it. Within three months of the explosion, the two witnesses, they were dead. One killed himself in his car; the other fell down an open elevator shaft.