Memorable quotes for
Toy Story (1995)

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Buzz: Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals this weapon's only weakness. And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!
Woody: [pauses and looks incredulous] YOU! ARE! A! TOYYYYY! You're not the real Buzz Lightyear! You're - you are an action figure!
[holds hand up to eyes indicating something small]
Woody: You are a child's play-thing!
Buzz: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell.
[starts to walk away]
Woody: Oh, yeah? Well, good riddance, ya loony!

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Sid Phillips: [Reading warning on rocket] "Extremely dangerous. Keep out of reach of children." Cool!

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Rex: What if Andy gets another dinosaur? A mean one? I don't think I can take that kind of rejection.

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Mr. Potato Head: How come *you* don't have a laser, Woody?
Woody: It's not a laser. It's a little light bulb that blinks.
Hamm: What's wrong with him?
Mr. Potato Head: Laser envy.

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[Mr. Potato Head rearranges his facial features crazily]
Mr. Potato Head: Hey, Hamm. Look, I'm Picasso.
Hamm: Gee, I don't get it.
Mr. Potato Head: You uncultured swine!

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Mr. Potato Head: [while playing Battleship] Ah, ha. B-3.
Hamm: Miss. G-6.
Mr. Potato Head: No. You sunk it.
[Hamm chuckles]
Mr. Potato Head: Are you peeking?
Hamm: Ah, quit your whining and pay up.
[Mr. Potato Head plls off one of his ears]
Hamm: No, no, not the ear. Gimme the nose.
Mr. Potato Head: [pulls off his nose] How 'bout 3 out of 5?

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[first lines]
Andy: [Andy is playing with his toys and mimicing the voices of his toys and holding Mr Potato Head] Alright, everyone. This is a stick-up. Don't anyone move.
[empties Hamm]
Andy: Oooh, money, money, money.
[mimicing Bo Beep]
Andy: No, no. Stop it you mean potato.
[as Mr. potato Head]
Andy: Quiet, Bo Beep. Or your sheep will get it.
[as Bo Beep]
Andy: Oh no, not my sheep, somebody do something.
Woody: [Andy brings in Woody and pulls on his pull-string] Reach for the sky.
Andy: [as Mr Potato Head] Oh no. Sheriff Woody.
[as Woody]
Andy: I'm hear to stop you one-eyed bart.
[pulls one of Mr. Potato head's eye and mimics his voice]
Andy: NO! How do you know it was me?
[as Woody]
Andy: Are you gonna come quietly?
[as Mr. Potato Head]
Andy: Not so fast Sheriff
[brings in Slinky]
Andy: I brought my attack dog with a built in forcefield.
[as Woody, and brings in Rex]
Andy: I brought my dinosaur, he leaps forcefield dogs
[pushes Slinky aside]
Andy: You're going to jail bart, say good-bye to the wife and tatertot.
[then Molly picks up and drools over Mr. Potato head]
Andy: You saved the day again Woody.
Woody: [Andy pulls on Woody's pull-string] You're my favorite deputy.

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Buzz: I've set my laser from stun to kill.
Woody: Oh, great. If anyone attacks we can blink em' to death.

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[repeated line]
Buzz: To infinity, and beyond!

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[Mr. Potato Head watches hopefully as Andy open birthday presents]
Mr. Potato Head: Mrs. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head, Mrs... Hey, I can dream can't I?

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Mr. Potato Head: What, did you take Stupid Pills this morning?

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[Preparing for the toy mutiny]
Woody: Wind the frog.

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Woody: Wait a minute, I just lit a rocket... Rockets explode!

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Woody: Tuesday night's plastic corrosion awareness meeting, was I think, a big success. We'd like to thank Mr. Spell for putting that on for us, thank you Mr. Spell...
Mr. Spell: [mechanically] You're. Welcome.

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Hamm: Yes, sir, we're next month's garage sale fodder for sure.

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Woody: Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy.
Buzz: Toy?
Woody: T-O-Y, toy.
Buzz: Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is "space ranger".
Woody: The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because there's preschool toys present.

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Buzz: I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.
Woody: Oh. Well, that's good.
Buzz: But we're not on my planet, are we?
Woody: No. Daaaah-oof!
Buzz: [he attacks Woody]
Woody: Okay, come on. You want a piece of me?
Buzz: [gets knocked down by Woody, he closes his helmet on Woody's hand]
Woody: Ow!

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Woody: What chance does a toy like me have against a Buzz Lightyear action figure?

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Mr. Potato Head: Oh, really? Well, I'm from Playskool.
Rex: And I'm from Mattel. Well, actually I'm from a smaller company that was purchased by Mattel in a leveraged buyout.

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Buzz: Can!
Woody: That wasn't flying! That was... falling with style!

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Sergeant: It's a Mrs. Potato Head! Repeat, a Mrs. Potato Head!
Hamm: Way to go, Idaho!
Mr. Potato Head: I'd better shave.
[pulls off his moustache]

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Andy: You're going to jail, Bart. Say good-bye to the wife and Tater Tots.

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Woody: I think you've had enough tea for today, let's get you outta here, Buzz.

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Woody: Buzz, you've got wings! You glow in the dark! You talk! Your helmet does that, that... *whoosh* thing! You are a cool toy!
[loses steam]
Woody: As a matter of fact, you're *too* cool.

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Mr. Potato Head: Son of a building block! It's Woody!

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Woody: Buzz! You're flying!
Buzz: This isn't flying. This is falling with style!

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Buzz: How are you fixed for fuel? Are you still using fossil fuels, or have you discovered crystallic fusion?
Woody: Well, we have double-A's.

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Buzz: How dare you open a Space Ranger's helmet on an uncharted planet? My eyeballs could have been sucked out of their sockets!

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Woody: Sergeant, establish a recon post downstairs. Code Red. You know what to do.
Sergeant: Yes, sir! All right, men! We're at Code Red! Repeat, Code Red! Recon plan Charlie: Execute! Let's move, move, move!

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Buzz: What's going on?
Woody: Nothing that concerns you Space Rangers. Just us toys.
Buzz: I'd better have a look anyway.
[look through binoculars]
Buzz: Why is that soldier strapped to an explosive device?
Woody: [moves binoculars] That's why. Sid.
Buzz: Sure is a hairy fella.
Woody: No, no. That's Scud, you idiot. That's Sid.
Buzz: You mean that happy child?
Mr. Potato Head: That ain't no happy child!
Rex: He tortures toys, just for fun!

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Buzz: I'm Buzz Lightyear. I come in peace.
Rex: Oh, I'm so glad you're not a dinosaur!

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Buzz: This is an intergalactic emergency. I need to commandeer your vessel to Sector 12. Who's in charge here?
All: [pointing up] The Claw!
Alien #1: The Claw is our master.
Ailen #2: It decides who will go and who will stay.
Woody: Oh, this is ludicrous.

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Woody: [trying to get Buzz into Molly's stroller] It's a special spaceship, I just saw it.
Buzz: You mean it has hyperdrive?
Woody: Hyperactive hyperdrive, and astro... uh... turf.

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Sid Phillips: No-one has ever attempted a double bypass brain transplant before.

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Woody: Listen, Lightsnack, you stay away from Andy. He's mine, and no one is taking him away from me.
Buzz: What are you talking about? Where's that bonding strip?
[slides under his ship with a skateboard]
Woody: [pulls him back out] And another thing, stop with this spaceman thing! It's getting on my nerves.

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Rex: Great! Now I have guilt!

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Woody: Pull my string! The birthday party's today?

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Mr. Potato Head: Ages three and up! It's on my box! Ages three and up! I'm not supposed to be babysitting Princess Drool!

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Mr. Potato Head: What're you lookin' at, you hockey puck?

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Woody: Hey, Etch... Draw!
[Etch draws a picture of a gun]
Woody: D'oh! Got me again! Fastest knobs in the west!

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Woody: Hey, Slinky?
Slinky Dog: [with a checker board] Down here, Woody. I'm red this time.
Woody: No, Slink...
Slinky Dog: All right, you can be red.
Woody: Not now, Slinky. I've got some bad news.
Slinky Dog: [shouts] Bad news?
Woody: Shhh! Just round everyone up for a staff meeting and be happy.
Slinky Dog: Okay.
[walks away slowly with his head down]
Woody: Be happy!
Slinky Dog: [laughs hysterically]

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Mr. Potato Head: How did I get stuck with you as a moving buddy?
Rex: Everyone else was picked.

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Woody: Now, guys, it was an accident. You gotta believe me.
Slinky Dog: We believe you, Woody. Right, Rex?
Rex: Uh... yeah... uh, I mean no... uh... I don't like confrontations!

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Slinky Dog: It's Sid!
Rex: I thought he was at summer camp!
Hamm: They must've kicked him out early this year.

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Buzz: [in Sid's backpack, approaching his home] Sheriff, I can see your indwelling from here. You're almost home.
Alien: Nirvana is coming, the mystic portal awaits.
Woody: Will you be quiet! You guys don't get it do you? Once we go into Sid's house, we won't be coming out!

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Mr. Potato Head: That's *Mister* Potato Head to you, you back stabbing murderer!

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Sergeant: [about the second present andy opens ] It's... it's bedsheets!
Mr. Potato Head: Who invited that kid?

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Woody: Aaaaah! This is the part where we blow up!
Buzz: Not today.

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Buzz: Years of Academy training wasted.

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[Woody finds Buzz dressed up as "Mrs. Nesbitt" and in the company of two headless dolls]
Woody: What happened to you?
Buzz: One minute you're defending the whole galaxy, and, suddenly, you find yourself sucking down Darjeeling with... Marie Antoinette and her little sister.

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Woody: Who's got my hat?
Shark: Look, I'm Woody: Howdy, howdy, howdy.
Woody: Ha-ha, ha-ha. Gimme that.

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Alien #1: A stranger.
Ailen #2: From the outside.
All: Oooooooooooooooh.

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Alien: I have been chosen. Farewell, my friends. I go to a better place.

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Bo Peep: Why don't I get someone else to watch the sheep for me tonight?
Woody: [blushing and giggling] Oh-ho yeah.

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Buzz: Do you know these life forms?
Woody: Yes, they're Andy's toys.

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[Buzz deploys his wings]
Hamm: Wow. Impressive wingspan. Very good.
Woody: Oh, what? What? These are plastic. He can't fly.
Buzz: They are a terillium-carbonic alloy, and I can fly.
Woody: No, you can't.
Buzz: Yes, I can.
Woody: Can't.
Buzz: Can.
Woody: Can't, can't, ca-an't.
Buzz: I tell you, I could fly around this room with my eyes closed.
Woody: Okay, Mr. Lightbeer, prove it.
Buzz: All right then, I will.

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[watching guests arrive for Andy's party]
Rex: Any dinosaur-shaped ones?
Hamm: For crying out loud. They're all in boxes, you idiot.
Rex: They're getting bigger.
Slinky Dog: Wait, there's a nice little one over there.
[boy turns around, revealing the full length of the box he's carrying]
All: Aaaaahh!

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Woody: Does everybody have a moving buddy?
Hamm: Moving buddy? You can't be serious.
Rex: I didn't know we had to have one already.
Mr. Potato Head: [holding his left arm in his right hand] Do we have to hold hands?
[All laugh]

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Woody: Hey, look, everybody! It's the *real* Buzz Lightyear!
Buzz: You're mocking me, aren't you?
Woody: Oh no, no no no, no. - Buzz look, an alien!
Buzz: Where?
Woody: [slaps knee and laughs hoarsely]

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Slinky Dog: I knew you were right all along, Woody. Never doubted you for a second.

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Woody: [through his voice box] Reach for the sky!
Sid Phillips: Huh?
Woody: This town ain't big enough for the two of us!
Sid Phillips: What?
Woody: Somebody's poisoned the waterhole!
Sid Phillips: It's busted.
Woody: Who are you calling busted, Buster?
Sid Phillips: Huh?
Woody: That's right! I'm talking to you, Sid Philips! We don't like being blown up, Sid. Or smashed, or torn apart.
Sid Phillips: [hyperventilating] W-we?
Woody: That's right, your toys!
[Toys get up and surround the terrified Sid]
Woody: From now on, you must take good care of your toys, because if you don't, we'll find out, Sid!
Woody: [while turning head around slowly] We toys can see EVERYTHING!
Woody: [speaking and moving] So play nice!
[Sid screams and runs inside]

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Rex: ROAR!
Woody: Oh, how ya doin', Rex.
Rex: Were you scared? Tell me honestly.
Woody: I was very close to being scared that time.
Rex: I was going for fearsome, but I don't think I'm coming across. I'm afraid I'm just coming off as annoying.

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Buzz: This is no time to panic.
Woody: This is a perfect time to panic!

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Buzz: [marveling at the interior of Pizza Planet] What a spaceport!

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[At Pizza Planet]
Man On P.A.: Before your space journey, re-energize yourself with a slice of pepperoni, now boarding at counter three.

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Woody: [thinks Buzz has gone crazy] Let's get you out of here Buzz...
Buzz: Don't you get it?
[points to a doll's hat on his head]
Buzz: You see the hat? I am Mrs Nesbitt!

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Sid Phillips: [talking in his sleep] I want to ride the pony.

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Woody: Buzz, could you give me a hand here?
[Buzz throws his broken-off arm]
Woody: Ha-ha, ha-ha. That's really funny, but this is serious!

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Buzz: [about Sid] I don't believe that man's ever been to medical school!

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Slinky Dog: Gaddily bob-howdy!
Woody: Oh, shut up.

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[last lines]
Woody: Buzz? Buzz Lightyear? Are you afraid?
Buzz: No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Are you?
[camera pans out]
Woody: Now Buzz, what could Andy possibly get that is worse than you?
Andy: Wow, a puppy!
[camera zooms back in]
Both: Heh, heh!

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Sergeant: [he can't see what Andy is holding up] It's a...
Rex: It's A WHAT? WHAT IS IIIITTTTT?
[Rex shakes the table, inadvertently knocking off the TalkBoy and causing the batteries to fall out]
Mr. Potato Head: Oh, ya big lizard! Now we'll never know what it is!
Hamm: Way to go, Rex!
[moves forward]
Woody: [as the toys struggle to put the batteries back in the TalkBoy] No, no, turn 'em around! Turn 'em around!
Hamm: He's putting them in backward!
Woody: PLUS IS POSITIVE! MINUS IS NEGATIVE! Oh, let me!
[jumps down]
Sergeant: [downstairs, into the Baby Monitor] Red alert! Red alert! Andy is coming upstairs!
[Woody puts the batteries back in properly and picks the Talkboy up]
Sergeant: Assume your positions! I repeat! Assume you positions now!
Woody: ANDY'S COMING! Everybody back to your places! Hurry!
[mayhem breaks out]
Mr. Potato Head: [in a panic] Where's my ear? Who's seen my ear? Did you see my ear?

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[Andy and his mom stop at the gas station]
Andy: Can I help you fill up?
Andy's Mom: Sure, I'll even let you drive.
Andy: Really?
Andy's Mom: Yeah, when you're 16.
Andy: Yup, yup. Very funny, Mom.

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Woody: Buzz! Go away, you disgusting freaks!
Mutant Toys: [one of them grab Buzz's arm from Woody]
Woody: All back! Back, you cannibals!
[the mutant toys sent him flying to the wall, he wakes up and attacks the mutant toys]
Woody: He's still alive and you're not getting him, you monsters.
Mutant Toys: [they fix Buzz and his arm is attached]
Woody: Hey, they fixed you? But... but they're cannibals, we saw them eat other toys. Uh, sorry. We thought you're gonna... you know... eat my friend.
Mutant Toys: [they were scared away]
Woody: No, no, no, no, wait. What's wrong?
Sid's Mom: Sid?
Sid Phillips: Not right now, Mom. I'm busy!
Woody: Sid! Buzz, get up! Use our legs! Fine, let Sid trash but don't blame me!

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Sid Phillips: [torturing Woody with a magnifying glass] Where are your rebel friends now?
Sid's Mom: [off screen] Sid! your Pop-Tarts are ready.
Sid Phillips: [running off] All right!

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Woody: [mocking Buzz as they split-up] Renzevous with Star Command.
[sees a delivery truck with a "Pizza Planet" logo on it]
Woody: Pizza Planet,
[enlightened]
Woody: Andy, woah, I can't show up there with out Buzz.
[yelling to Buzz]
Woody: Buzz, Buzz! Come back!
Buzz: [walking out from under the truck] Go away.
Woody: No, Buzz, you gotta come back, I...
[Woody looks at the Pizza Planet delivery truck, and notices a miniture spaceship on the top]
Woody: [calling] I found a space ship!
[Buzz stops and looks at the delivery truck]
Woody: [calling] It's a space ship, Buzz.
Buzz: [as the driver asks for directions] So, you're saying this spaceship can take me to some kind of port?
Woody: [nodding his head] Uh-huh, and when we get there, we'll find a way to transport you home.
Buzz: Okay, let's go.
[Buzz runs towards the truck]
Woody: Wait Buzz. Let's get in the back, no-one will see us there.
Buzz: Negative. There are no restraining harnesses in the cargo area. We'll be much safer in the cockpit.
[Buzz climbs through the open window and jumps into the seat]
Woody: [whispering] Buzz!
[the Pizza Planet truck's engine starts, Woody climbs into the back, and sees Buzz attaching a seat belt]
Woody: Much more safer in the cockpit than the cargo bay what an idiot.
[the Pizza Planet truck moves forwards sharply, Woody is tossed and thrown by the extreme motion of the truck as it speeds down the road and up a hill. Items start in the back of the truck start to tumble towards Woody, one of them being a heavy tool box]

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