Skyscraper (1996 Video)

Clay Banks: Jimmy Dial

Quotes 

• Jimmy Dial : [while patrolling in unmarked patrol car, telling joke]  I cannot lie. I was humping my goat. So, the D.A. says, "But there's more to the story, isn't there, Farmer Brown?"

  Gordon Wisk : Of course.

  Jimmy Dial : So Farmer Brown says, "After I finished humping my goat, the goat turned around and licked my balls." At which point, the judge turned to Farmer Brown and said, "Hey, a good goat will do that."

  [Gordon looks at Jimmy with no response] 

  Jimmy Dial : A good... Aw, come on. Gordy. I had everybody rolling with that this morning.

  Gordon Wisk : [smiles]  Yeah, you're sad, man. You're really sad.