This low budget affair was advertised as a horror, let me be the first to say it sure as hell isn't.
Within moments the goofiness set my spidey sense off and the first comical sound effect confirmed it.
The trouble is though there is a monster this neither scary nor intense enough to constitute as a horror. Flipside, it's not funny enough to be a comedy either.
So with a highly mediocre cast, questionable sfx, distinct lack of story and those moronic out of place sound effects this didn't exactly leave a good impression.
The Good:
Monster wasn't entirely awful
The Bad:
Far too comedic to be considered a horror
Editor needed firing
Things I Learnt From This Movie:
Zebra mussels spawn mutant flesh eating monsters, who knew?
Within moments the goofiness set my spidey sense off and the first comical sound effect confirmed it.
The trouble is though there is a monster this neither scary nor intense enough to constitute as a horror. Flipside, it's not funny enough to be a comedy either.
So with a highly mediocre cast, questionable sfx, distinct lack of story and those moronic out of place sound effects this didn't exactly leave a good impression.
The Good:
Monster wasn't entirely awful
The Bad:
Far too comedic to be considered a horror
Editor needed firing
Things I Learnt From This Movie:
Zebra mussels spawn mutant flesh eating monsters, who knew?