Nine Months (1995)
Tom Arnold: Marty Dwyer
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Quotes
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Gail Dwyer : I hate you! You did this to me you miserable piece of dick-brained, horseshit slime-sucking son of a whore bitch!
Marty : That's perfect! I got it all on film, the kids will love it!
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Gail Dwyer : Who is that, honey?
Marty : It's, uh, my mother.
Gail Dwyer : I thought she was dead!
Marty : Yeah, I know, it's really weird!
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Marty : I'm not gonna buy your damn video!
Arnie : But, the kids will love it...
Marty : My kids will hate it because they think your show sucks!
Arnie : [after a long pause] Oh.
Samuel Faulkner : But, thanks. Thanks anyway.
Arnie : Oh, sure. Hey, no hard feelings okay?
Marty : All right. Sorry.
Arnie : That's okay.
[laughs]
Arnie : So long.
Samuel Faulkner : So long.
[He and Samuel walk away]
Arnie : Eh, you cheap shit.
Marty : What did you say?
Arnie : Huh? Oh, gee! I didn't say nothing, mister! You must be hearing things.
Samuel Faulkner : He didn't anything, Marty.
Arnie : Bye-bye! Arnie loves you, you penis head.
Marty : Now, I heard that!
[Sammy stops him]
Arnie : Heard what?
Marty : I heard what you said.
Samuel Faulkner : All right, come on, forget it. He's someone pathetic in a dinosaur suit. Come on.
Marty : There's children around here, for god's sake.
Samuel Faulkner : Forget it, forget it. Come on.
Arnie : So long, you fat-ass pussy!
[he flips the bird]
Marty : That's it!
[began to fight Arnie the Dinosaur]
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Marty : You know what? I would walk over there and kick your bony little ass if I wasn't going to have my 5 year-old daughter do it!
