Leprechaun 3 (1995 Video)
Warwick Davis: Leprechaun
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Quotes
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Leprechaun : There was an old man of Madras whose balls were made of fine brass. So in stormy weather they both clang together and sparks flew out of his ass.
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Leprechaun : For pulling this trick, I'll chop off your dick!
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Leprechaun : Ahhh... lovely golden palaces completely full of riches. I'll rip 'em off and rob 'em blind, those dirty sons of bitches.
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Loretta : Who the hell are you?
Leprechaun : I'm a leprechaun me lass, and I'm gonna make you pay.
Loretta : What do you want?
Leprechaun : Your boobs are big. Your butt is small. But still you're in for quite a fall.
Loretta : What are you talking about?
Leprechaun : Oh, well didn't you hear? Bigger is good, but jumbo is dear. I'll give ya boobs that'll come out to here.
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Leprechaun : I want my gold shilling. Tell me where it is or there will be another killing.
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Tammy : Let me go, you son of a bitch!
Leprechaun : Now that's no way to speak about me mother, bless her green soul.
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Leprechaun : Now that was quite a load to have to explode. What a lovely lass, I had to blow up your ass but now I must hit the road!
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[Leprechaun appears on the TV as a lawyer doing a commercial]
Leprechaun : Feeling sick? Stubbed your toe? Call this lawyer. I'll fix your woe. Agony is my business. I'll fight for you! Even you, Mitch.
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[Leprechaun appears on the TV as a psychic doing a commercial]
Leprechaun : The signs point to a tragedy about to happen: casino owner dies in a bed of lies.
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Leprechaun : Mmm, I like Indian food. So spicy!
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[Leprechaun appears on the TV as a preacher doing a commercial]
Leprechaun : Praise the Lord! And send in your money. Otherwise, you're all doomed to hellfire and damnation for fornicatin' with the Devil's harlot. Especially you, Mitch. You're a prime offender.
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Fazio : [Leprechaun has turned his white rabbit into a pile of dung] Oh, shit!
Leprechaun : A little token of my esteem. It is exactly what it seems. Made fresh daily at exactly 9:00. It comes from my shillelagh. You can keep it in a crock. Ha ha.