Forget Paris (1995)
Billy Crystal: Mickey
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Quotes
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Mickey : You're out of here, Jabbar!
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar : Are you nuts? It's my farewell game.
Mickey : Well then, let me be the first to say farewell.
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Mickey : You just had one of those 'I glued a bird to my head' days.
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Mickey Gordon : Grab your new best friends, Ben and Jerry, and let's turn your ass into a helipad.
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Ellen : Do you sleep with the window open?
Mickey : Yeah.
Ellen : I don't like it. You will have to stop that.
Mickey : Ok.
Ellen : Do you squeeze the toothpaste at the top or the bottom?
Mickey : Top.
Ellen : Don't do that I hate that. If you ever use my car, make sure the mirror is back where I put it.
Mickey : Ok, I can do that.
Ellen : All right. Do you want to talk about religion, politics, whether you want to have kids or not.
Mickey : Nah, that crap will work itself out, we are fine with the big issues.
Ellen : Ok, I'll marry you.
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Mickey : I am very impressed, you've got little kids over here, 2-3 years old, and they're already speaking French.
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Mickey : [Mickey finds out Ellen is married] You don't do this to a person, you know? You don't walk around being fabulous when you know you're not available.
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Tim Hardaway : [during a timeout in the middle of a game] where do you buy your clothes from?
Mickey : why?
Tim Hardaway : my wife and I are looking into having a kid so we want to know where to shop
Mickey : [Sarcastically] very funny
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Mickey Gordon : [Walking slowly with Johnson he dribbles the ball slowly during a game] what are you? Tired?
Dan Majerle : [jokingly] Yeah your girlfriend kept waking me up last night.
Mickey Gordon : [sarcastically] oh very funny.
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Mickey : Never say, "famous last words," because they could be.
Ellen : You're a disturbed person, aren't you?
Mickey : [Using the exact words - with similar deadpan voice and facial expression - of Jeremy Irons as the character Claus von Bulow replying to a similar comment in the 1990 film, "Reversal of Fortune"] You have no idea.