Fair Game (1995)

Steven Berkoff: Col. Ilya Pavel Kazak

Quotes 

• [Max has called his cousin Jodi and got the answering machine] 

  Ilya Kazak : [on the machine]  Hello. You have reached the number of Detective Kirkpatrick's meddling relative. Cousin Jodi cannot answer the phone right now, but if you wish to leave a message, please contact your nearest psychic.

  [scream from Jodi, gunshot] 

  Ilya Kazak : Dosvedanya to you, *asshole*!

• Ilya Kazak : [after Juantorena failed to kill Kate with the home explosion]  I'm getting most annoyed by your petty incompetence.

  Emilio Juantorena : Hey, you seem to forget you tap phones for a living, I tap banks!

  [Kazak cocks his .45] 

  Emilio Juantorena : If it wasn't for me you'd be stuck in Havana pulling bananas out of your ass!

  Emilio Juantorena : [realizes a gun is pointed at his head]  Oh, what. You're going to shoot me.

  Ilya Kazak : Yes.

  [shoots him] 

  Ilya Kazak : You! You know how to use a computer as well as him.

  Zhukov : DA!

• [Kazak has captured Kate] 

  Ilya Kazak : When I ran the KGB out of Cuba, I helped some... politically incorrect people hide billions of dollars in various Free World accounts, but I kept the account numbers. Magic numbers. Now, your client's husband, may he rest in peace, knew the secrets of banking, while I knew the secrets of phone lines. A match made in heaven. So when the time was right I could use those magic numbers and HELP MYSELF! But then you had to come along and FUCK IT UP!

• [Max is on the phone with a convenience store clerk and Ilya Kazak] 

  Max Kirkpatrick : Why don't you drop that bullshit American accent.

  Ilya Kazak : [sounding American]  I don't know what you mean.

  Max Kirkpatrick : Dosvedanya, Asshole!

  Convenience Store Clerk : Dosve... WHAT!

  Ilya Kazak : [normal voice]  Dosvedanya, Asshole?

  Convenience Store Clerk : Yo man, fuck YOU and fuck whoever ELSE on the phone!

  [hangs up] 

  Ilya Kazak : Clever BASTARD!

  [hangs up] 

• [confronting Kazak on the Tortuga] 

  Max Kirkpatrick : You killed my partner, my cousin, my crew...

  Ilya Kazak : [mockingly]  Ssssssorry.

  Max Kirkpatrick : You really have no conscience, do you?

  Ilya Kazak : Oh, I can't afford the luxury of a conscience.

  [to his guards] 

  Ilya Kazak : Kill him!

• Ilya Kazak : When did she become a 'they'?

  Rosa : She is with the cop. And he's very good. He took out our whole goddamn team!

• Colonel Ilya Pavel Kazak : He said "Dosvedanya, asshole".

  Stefan : He knows about the Russian connection.

  Colonel Ilya Pavel Kazak : We better find out what else he knows. Locate that woman!