Bushwhacked (1995)

Jon Polito: Agent Palmer

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• Jack Erickson : God bless those little scouts!

  Agent Palmer : What? What do you see?

  Jack Erickson : Smoke signals! Right by the book.

  Agent Palmer : Oh, yeah!

  Jack Erickson : Well, almost.

  Agent Palmer : What do they say?

  Jack Erickson : Belp! Belp!

• Jack Erickson : Let's get vertical.

  [starts climbing] 

  Agent Palmer : You expect me to climb up there with just my hands?

  Jack Erickson : That's right, dough boy, that's the way to do it.

  Agent Palmer : How about when you get to the top you throw me down a ladder?

• Reinhart Bragdon : It shouldn't be this hard to kill six little Scouts and one moron.

  Agent Palmer : Relax. What we couldn't do, Mother Nature did for us.

• [Palmer shoves Max towards a helicopter at gunpoint] 

  Max : What is with you and the pushing? I want to speak to your superior! Is that him?

  [Bragdon gets out of the helicopter and faces Max and Palmer] 

  Max : Mr. Bragdon? Mr. Bragdon! You're alive!

  [turns to Palmer] 

  Max : Hey, he's alive!

  Reinhart Bragdon : Hello, Maxwell.

  Max : Listen, it's over.

  [points at Palmer] 

  Max : This guy is an FBI agent. You gotta give yourself up! So what? So the plan blew up in your face! The important thing is, you have your health.

  [notices Bragdon's smile] 

  Max : And... your teeth.

  [realising] 

  Max : Wait a minute. Your teeth? I thought they found your teeth in the fire.

  Reinhart Bragdon : Yes, it was a bit inconvenient having them all pulled, but at a million dollars a tooth...

  [smiles] 

  Reinhart Bragdon : . I think it was well worth it.

  Max : Huh?

  Reinhart Bragdon : Kill him.

  Max : Kill him?

  [points at Palmer] 

  Max : I can't kill *him*! He's just doing his job!

  Reinhart Bragdon : [chuckling]  No, no, Maxwell, not him.

  [coldly] 

  Reinhart Bragdon : You.

  Max : Me?

  [turns to face Palmer, who has his gun aimed between Max's eyes] 

  Max : Wait a minute.

  [faces Bragdon] 

  Max : You guys are in this together?

  [points at Palmer] 

  Max : He's in on this?

  [Bragdon nods; Max faces Palmer; points at Bragdon] 

  Max : And you were with him?

  [Palmer nods] 

  Max : Ooh!

  Reinhart Bragdon : [to Palmer]  And when you're done with him, make sure you kill the kids.

  Max : [horrified]  The kids?

  Agent Palmer : [shoves Max away]  Come on, move it!