The Brady Bunch Movie (1995)
Christine Taylor: Marcia Brady
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Quotes
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Jason : Marcia, I may be able to use you as a model, but first you'll have to do a little work on yourself.
Marcia Brady : You mean like walking with a book on my head?
Jason : No, I mean like cutting that mousy hair, capping those teeth, and losing about 30 pounds, my little sausage. How do you feel about breast implants?
Marcia Brady : [slaps him] Cut my hair?
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Marcia Brady : [in Jan's thought] But Jan, you don't have friends. You're just jealous Jan.
[Jan wakes up, holds a pair of scissors like a knife, and starts to cut Marcia's hair]
Cindy Brady : Jan, what are you doing?
Jan Brady : Go back to sleep Cindy!
Cindy Brady : Jan don't. Marcia's hair is so beautiful.
Jan Brady : Exactly. That's why I'm gonna make alot of money when I sell it.
[Jan continues to cut Marcia's hair]
Jan Brady : [laughs psychotically]
Cindy Brady : [Screams]
[Carol and Alice come into the room]
Carol Brady : Jan, what are you doing?
[Marcia's got a new hairdo]
Carol Brady : Oh Marcia, I love your hair!
Alice : What a groovy hairdo!
Cindy Brady : Oh, you're so beautiful!
Jan Brady : No! She was supposed to look bad! No! No!
[Jan wakes up]
Jan Brady : What a horrible dream.
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Marcia Brady : [shows Doug her swollen nose] I suppose you don't want to go out with me now, huh?
Doug : Oh, of course I do. It's not your nose I'm after.
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Marcia Brady : [suggesting a way to raise money] I've got it! We could enter that Search For The Stars contest! First prize is twenty thousand dollars!
Greg Brady : That's a great idea, Marcia!
Bobby Brady : Great idea, Marcia!
Jan Brady : Am I invisible? Do I not have a voice? I had that idea two days ago!
Peter Brady : [disgusted] Oh come on, Jan.
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[Doug kisses Marcia]
Marcia Brady : Doug! I think I just felt your tongue in my mouth.
Doug : It's called a french kiss.
Marcia Brady : [Slaps him] But I thought you were from Nebraska!
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Marcia Brady : Oh those are pretty pictures, what have you modeled for?
Model : Guess.
Marcia Brady : Are you a Breck girl?
Model : No, Guess Jeans.
Marcia Brady : Levi's? Wrangler? Osh Kosh B'Gosh?
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Charlie : [Marcia kisses Charlie] Marcia, Marcia, I think I just felt your tongue in my mouth.
Marcia Brady : It's called a French kiss, Charlie.
Charlie : Um, Marcia, I gotta go. Uh something suddenly came up.
[He walks away from Marcia]
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Marcia Brady : [after getting hit in the nose with a ball] Now I'll never be a teen model.
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Jan Brady : [suggesting a way to raise money] I saw a sign at school today for a Search For The Stars contest. First prize is exactly twenty thousand dollars.
Marcia Brady : Oh sure Jan, like we'd really win.
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Marcia Brady : Charlie asked me to the dance, and I said yes. Then Doug asked me to the dance, and I said yes to him too. What am I going to do?
Greg Brady : Well, you just tell the guy you don't wanna go with, something suddenly came up.
Marcia Brady : And that works?
Greg Brady : Sure. Girls say it to me all the time.
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Doug : Marcia, got a minute?
Marcia Brady : Forget it Doug. Even with a swollen nose, I can still smell a rat.
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Greg Brady : And that's why I called this meeting.
Marcia Brady : Greg, what are we going to do?
Peter Brady : Yeah, if we don't raise $20,000 in one week, we'll have to move.
Bobby Brady : And go to a new school.
Jan Brady : And make new friends.
Marcia Brady : But Jan, you don't have any friends.
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[Noreen is in bed with Marcia]
Marcia Brady : Noreen, is that you?
Noreen : Oh, sorry, I thought that was my leg.
