Revenge of the Nerds IV: Nerds in Love (1994 TV Movie)
Donald Gibb: Ogre
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Quotes
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Lewis Skolnick : You're not supposed to reveal what goes on at a bachelor party.
Ogre : Wild horses couldn't drag it out of me. Who can't we tell again?
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Trevor Gulf : Excuse me, Mr. Lewis, Mr. Booger; why is that buttocks squished up against the window like a pressed Devonshire ham?
Lewis Skolnick , Dudley Dawson : [Tippy shrieks and faints] Ogre!
Ogre : [Lewis opens the door to let Ogre in] Lewey!
Lewis Skolnick : Ogre! How are you?
Ogre : How ya doing?
Lewis Skolnick : Good.
Ogre : See it?
Lewis Skolnick : Yeah, I saw it.
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Dudley Dawson : Well, I don't know about you guys, but I'm ready to jump off the dock!
Ogre : Yeah!
[applause]
Chip : Hold it, everybody. I'd like to offer my toast...
Everybody : Yeah, yeah.
Dudley Dawson : ...to Booger's love child.
[suspenseful music]
Dudley Dawson : Love child? What are you talking about?
[suspenseful music continues]
Chip : I'm talking about the daughter you had 12 years ago, out of wedlock, with a young woman in Sandusky, Ohio.
Ogre : All right, Booger! Yeah, bud!
Aaron Humphrey : You have a child that my little girl doesn't know about? I am appalled Booger, appalled. And so is my wife, right, see?
Lois Humphrey : But...
Dudley Dawson : I don't know anything about this. I have no child in Sandusky, Ohio.
Chip : The hell you don't!
[everyone gasps]
Lewis Skolnick : This is a fairly specious charge. Where's your proof, Chip?
Dudley Dawson : Yeah, where's your proof, Chip?
Everybody : Yeah!
Chip : My proof is right here: I'd like you to meet Detective First Class, Chad Penrod. Detective Penrod, does Dudley Dawson, alias "Booger", have or have not a 12-year old child in Sandusky, Ohio?
Chad Penrod : [takes out his notepad] I checked the birth records in Sandusky and found... that on March 19, 1981, a certain Heidi Dawson was born to a Miss Cathleen Turtle... Turteltaub, and a Mr. Dudley Dawson.
Ogre : Cool.
Trevor Gulf : Wait! If the parents of the alleged love child were never married, why isn't the child's name Heidi Turteltaub?
Dudley Dawson : Exactly! Why isn't the child's name Heidi Turteltaub?
Lewis Skolnick : Yes!
Chad Penrod : Beats me.
Dudley Dawson : If the child were born to an unmarried mother, wouldn't the so-said mother have given the aforementioned daughter her last name?
Chad Penrod : Well, I do know this: The child's nickname is "Booger".
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Takashi : Hey everybody, everybody! Booger's parents are here! Mr. and Mrs. Booger, Mr. and Mrs. Booger!
[applause]
Dudley Dawson : Mom? Dad!
Chip : They look like they just fell off a pickle truck.
Gaylord : [slaps Chip] Chip!
Chip : Ow!
Dudley Dawson : Folks, everybody, excuse me, these are my parents.
Everybody : Oh!
Betty Skolnick : We're so glad that you're here, Mr. and Mrs. Dawson.
[applause]
Dudley Dawson : I am flabbergasted. We would both like to thank all of you from the bottom of our hearts for this... wonderful shower you're throwing us.
Lewis Skolnick : It's probably the first shower he's ever had.
[guffaws]
Mr. Dawson : No, he showered regularly: every other night in the summer, and weekly in the winter.
[more guffaws]
Dudley Dawson : Well, I don't know about you guys, but I'm ready to jump off the dock!
Ogre : Yeah!
[applause]
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Lewis Skolnick : Now what was going on?
Lamar : Well, Chip was crackin' on Booger's parents.
Dudley Dawson : Crackin' on my parents?
[pause]
Dudley Dawson : What kind of cracks, Chip?
Lewis Skolnick : [apprehensively] Booger.
Unknown : Yeah, what kind?
Lewis Skolnick : Booger, as your best man, I strongly advise you to just let it go.
Dudley Dawson : I'm not going to let it go.
Lewis Skolnick : On the other hand, I'm prepared to explore other avenues with you as well.
Dudley Dawson : What kind of cracks, Chip?
[Chip stammers nervously]
Lamar : Chip said that your mama was so ugly, that the Elephant Man paid to see her.
[Ogre laughs out loud, then silences himself]
Chip : The point is, you have a 12-year old daughter in Sandusky, Ohio!
Dudley Dawson : This has nothing to do with my having a child in Sandusky, Ohio. That isn't what this is about at all.
[pause]
Dudley Dawson : This is because I'm a nerd...
[the crowd gasps]
Dudley Dawson : and it has been since the beginning.
Lamar : Mm-hmm.
Dudley Dawson : Why else would someone rummage through my private life with a detective? And then, announce this... detestable fabrication, this - this tissue of lies on the happiest day of my life?
Jeanie Humphrey : Oh, Booger.
Dudley Dawson : Hath not a nerd eyes? When you prick us, do we not bleed? I am tired of the reckless allegations, the snide snickering, the talking behind backs, the sly innuendoes, the looking down on us! We are what we are, aren't we?
Everybody : Yeah, we are!
Dudley Dawson : And we're proud of what we are.
Everybody : Yeah, we are!
Dudley Dawson : And we are not about to allow ourselves to be intimidated by a bunch of...
Lewis Skolnick : Booger! Don't say it!
Ogre : Say it, Booger!
Dudley Dawson : Nouveau-riche pigs!
Ogre : There you go!
Aaron Humphrey : You have... the audacity... to utter... the most... morally reprehensible slur to these... fine, upstanding... self-made businesspeople! Shame on you, Booger! Shame on all of you nerds.
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Takashi : Oh boy, that was one heck of a stag party last night, Lewis.
Mr. Dawson : I know I'll never forget it.
Trevor Gulf : I especially enjoyed your dance with the woman who removed her clothes, Mr. Booger.
Lewis Skolnick : Trevor, there's a code of silence about what goes on at a stag party.
Trevor Gulf : Code of silence?
Lewis Skolnick : So reveal nothing, even if you're under hours of interrogation and torture.
Ogre : Wild horses couldn't drag it out of me.
[chuckles]
Ogre : Uh, who aren't I supposed to tell?
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Trevor Gulf : [side by side rooms at the motel] Goodnight, Mr. Ogre.
Ogre : Goodnight, Trevor.
Takashi : Goodnight Lamar.
Lamar : Goodnight, Takashi.
Judy : Goodnight, Stan.
Stan Gable : Goodnight, Judy.
