Joe D'Angerio: Security Guard
Quotes
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Frank Drebin : I knew I'd bump into you around here somewhere. I want answers, cherry cakes.
Tanya Peters : I love you.
Frank Drebin : Wrong answer. I've dropped out of the sap of the month club a long time ago. Now, listen to me, angel drawers, you've got one last chance. And I don't mean one of those Major League Baseball, Steve Howe kind of last chances. Now, where is Jane?
Tanya Peters : I swear I don't know.
Frank Drebin : All right, then, where's the bomb?
Tanya Peters : It's in the Best Picture envelope. Oh, Mr. Drebin, I wanna go straight. I'm tired of the lies. Oh, kiss me. Please kiss me. I've never kissed lips so innocent, so pure.
[she kisses him; as he sits down, she pulls the straps of her dress down and his eyes widen as he sees she has a penis; breaking the fourth wall and looking at the audience, he gags and runs out of the room]
Security Guard : [elsewhere, talking to Ed and Nordberg] He looked a little like Phil Donahue; white hair...
[Frank runs past]
Security Guard : That's the guy!
