Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult (1994)

George Kennedy: Ed Hocken

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Quotes 

• Ed Hocken : We heard about you and Jane.

  Frank Drebin : Jane, Jane. That name will always remind me of her.

• Ed Hocken : There's only one way to find out where Rocco's gonna strike next. We're gonna hafta send someone into Statesville Prison.

  Frank Drebin : I'll do it.

  Ed Hocken : Frank, I couldn't. I wouldn't feel right about that. If Rocco finds out you're a cop, you might end up dead!

  Frank Drebin : You might end up dead is my middle name.

  Ed Hocken : What about Jane?

  Frank Drebin : I don't know her middle name. But, Ed, I need the action. I'm going inside the big house.

• Ed Hocken : You haven't shot anybody in six months.

  Frank Drebin : That's true. Funny how you miss the little things.

• Frank Drebin : Let's look at this logically. You're the psychotic. You should have the envelope. I should have the gun.

  Jane Spencer : Frank!

  Frank Drebin : I know what I'm doing.

  [as he and Rocco trade, the cops, everyone in the control room, and the audience all facepalm] 

  Rocco Dillon : All right! Here's your best picture! In front of the whole worldwide audience, this place is going up!

  Ed Hocken : Well, if I'm going out, I'm going out happy.

  [he grabs the woman next to him and kisses her] 

  Frank Drebin : Wait a minute, Rocco. Before we're all blown to bits, mind if I pull the underwear out of my crack? A man's got to go comfortable.

  Rocco Dillon : All right. But that's it.

  Frank Drebin : [feigning bending over, he knocks the bomb out of Rocco's hand]  All right, give it up, Rocco. You're history.

  Rocco Dillon : [pointing behind him]  Look, George Hamilton!

  [as Frank turns to look, Rocco takes the gun away] 

• Ed Hocken : Nordberg, look! That's Frank at the Academy Awards.

  Nordberg : Hey, how did he get tickets?

  Ed Hocken : Nordberg! That's where Rocco Dillon is going to strike next. He's planning on blowing up the Academy Awards. We've gotta get there!

  Nordberg : But, Captain, we're... we're not invited. We're cops.

  Ed Hocken : [picking up a silent phone receiver]  It's for you.

  Nordberg : [taking it, oblivious]  Norberg, Police Squad. Hello? Hello?

  [handing it to another cop] 

  Nordberg : Henderson, see about this phone. I think it's broke.

• Ed Hocken : [entering the Oscars control room]  I'm Ed Hocken, this is Officer Nordberg, from Police Squad. We're here to prevent a disaster.

  Director : You're too late for that.

• Frank Drebin : Ed, what's happenin', my man?

  Ed Hocken : Frank, we missed you last night at the fondue party.

  Frank Drebin : I couldn't make it. I went to see the Village People. They're a stone soul gas, man.

  Ed Hocken : Alright, I can dig it.

  Frank Drebin : What have we got here?

  Ed Hocken : One dead disco dancer.

  Frank Drebin : Bummer.

• Ed Hocken : Frank, I feel really bad about all of this. If there's *anything* you need.

  Nordberg : Dr Kevorkian's home phone number?